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Trismegistus23
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Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.

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DESERT BORDELLO
In a drunken stupor, Theo kidnapped Oily and Shrimp's sisters and invited SSTGio, Fish and CJ to his bordello to have there way with them. However, Theo's GF found out and all hell broke loose!

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TESLA'S DREAM CASTLE
Tesla, who invented AC current wanted to give a demonstration of his talents to King SSTGia at his castle. Edison (aka Fish) was livid and decided to show him the power of DC!

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One really annoying thing some castle builders do is lay down any number of objects and duplicate them until there are like a billion castle pieces, and then share it. When an unsuspecting player opens the castle to play it, there will be SOOO much crud expanding that it can completely FREEZE that person's computer!

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One really annoying thing some castle builders do
Report the castle to @ferret and have it deleted as it is extreme spam!
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DESERT BORDELLO

They all got laid to rest!
TESLA'S DREAM CASTLE

Shocking! xD
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The wizard was wondering if his illegitimate son was stupid or had eye problems, he decided to give him an EYE EXAM .

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pestcle SPAMCOPTER
A new spammer arrives in the kingdom!

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he decided to give him an EYE EXAM


Having poked the boy's eyes out himself, the optometrist could confidently assert that, in his professional opinion, the boy was blind.
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2 4 1 Knock the biatche outta da park for 2! The only interesting thing about this is the terrain which contains two semi-circles:

"t":[0,100,138,165,182.3,197.6,209.9,218.6,225.1,228,230,228,225.1,218.6,209.9,197.6,182.3,165,138,100,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,100,138,165,182.3,197.6,209.9,218.6,225.1,228,230,228,225.1,218.6,209.9,197.6,182.3,165,138,100,0]

It's about as close as I can get with the limitations of 22.5 pixels per width and 230 pixels total height (ie radius). I don't like placing things on -20 terrain as they don't stick well so, I limited it to 0-230.

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2 4 1 Knock the biatche outta da park for 2! The only interesting thing about this is the terrain which contains two semi-circles:

You mean two giant boob shaped mounts? xD
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You mean two giant boob shaped mounts? xD
Eggzakitally!! Time to create a "motorboat" for those two puppies!
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SPAMBO'S WAR on SPAM
He had enough of these trolls and spammers invading his PE so...

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SPAMBO'S WAR on SPAM2
Doh, I forgot to make the prince die! xD

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Doh, I forgot to make the prince die! xD
You stinking spammer! I will report you and you will get banned and everything! Die spammer SSTG!
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