Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
I changed my previous castle about to make this, it started to fall down when I saved it, so I tidied it up again but left the ruins. I have allowed unlimited shots. Can you do it in under 10?
After 10 long years of preparation, the Wizard was ready for his SPACE EXPLORATION !
Everyone in the kingdom was present and wanted to witness this historic event! The King was proud and wanted to be the highest so he can see his old friend fly into the sky!
The King's daughter has been insulted by the neighboring kingdom's prince. " I'll never marry her, she's as ugly as a horse!" he said.
His majesty's face turned purple with rage. "He loves his precious SENTRY TOWER by the SEA so I order you to destroy it at once!!!" the King screamed at his general.
And so another war started between the neighboring Monarchs. :O
The King visited his cousin in ye olde town of Watkins. He stopped by the INN to eat and have a drink. The entire day went by and all the way 'til the afternoon next day his majesty drank. Everyone was happy because the King paid for all to quench their thirst. The monarch then said "fetch me more liquor servant". So the peasant, a bit tipsy went to get more Ale. Meanwhile the Inn keeper's daughter sang for the jolly guests:
There was a maid this other day, And she would needs go forth to play; And as she walked she sithd and said, I am afraid to die a mayd. With that, behard a lad, What talke this maiden had, Whereof he was full glad, And did not spare To say, faire mayd, I pray, Whether goe you to play? Good sir, then did she say, What do you care? For I will, without faile, Mayden, giue you Watkins ale; Watkins ale, good sir, quoth she, What is that I pray you tel me?
Then the Prince raised his pint and sang:
There's a lusty liquor which Good fellows use to take-o; It is distilled with Nard most rich, And water of the lake-o, Of hop a little quantity, And barm to it they bring too; Being barrell'd up, they call't a cup Of good old dainty stingo.
The Inn keeper was wondering where did the servant go so he looked for him. "What are you doing?" "I'm burp! getting more burp! wine" "This is the gun powder shed you imbecile, don't light a match!!"...
Chateau Noire is nice timestables. I hope you like my story. I think I overdid it. I need to go sleep I'm exhausted from thinking too much. See ya later.
You guys are getting loopy and timestable and SSTG are spending too much time in the pub! Celebrating your victories in CCT2 Players Pack castle selection. Congratulations. However I leave you with this epitaph
