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Trismegistus23
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Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.

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I figured I made about 1400 - 2000 castles in the original thread and in CTCPP. Most of them were lost by AG but the best are still alive for some reason. In CTCPP, I think my castle is still #1. Through some cut and paste and replace methods, I tried to reproduce it in CTC2PP and PE but the physics were different. Too bad, it was kinda neat. The original took me a week to build as I had to figure out the element sizes in the old game. I used Autocad to design it and notebook to build it - none of it was done inside the old editor.

The biggest problem with CTC2PP is that the editor does not allow fractional placements of elements beyond 1 tenth of a pixel at most. In the other games, I could go limitless in decimal points and that is what made some of my stuff work! In the old game, we could kill people and use their useless bodies to kill others - ha ha ha. This must have been too gruesome for the lame new AG profile game plan. Oh well, life goes on.

Retrophil12 and SSTG and even Timestables make some spectacular creations (art and creativity and realism) but, not being too critical, the more stuff you use, the more lag there is and I hate lag. xdestroyerxxx has seemed to have solved the lag problem but he doesn't always post his stuff on this thread. I find a lot of his stuff on the RANDOM thread that I have never seen before.

I ramble, but, if we are having fun, keep creating! I got some starter stuff stored that I might post in code so you can play with. I tried to remove the lag.....

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Fountain of Death (auto-kill)
If you are going to do an auto-kill do it like this:
AUTO WIN - SCROLL RIGHT

I screwed up and didn't bring the crap in high enough but, the effect is the same! Kill the remaining wizard!
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i really dont see anything wrong with my auto-kill - all of the people die in mine ;>
Whatever! ;D

SPIKE THE ROYALS

About as consistent as poo!
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St. Retro's House of Gnomes

Retro built a castle for his lieges but forgot to substitute the wine for the beer. SSTGio was furious again! "Wine is acidic" he stated!

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HAIL STORM
There was a hail storm here yesterday. It lasted 20 freaking minutes.
They were golf size balls. Many of my neighbors have heavy damage to their cars because their garages are full of junk so the car stupidly sit outside. xD
I lost a solar light, It's all smashed.

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RETROPHIL kills CJ
Knight retrophil was tired of hearing the court jester's lame jokes so he decided to assassinated him.
"Who's laughing now!", yelled retro when he saw CJ being crushed under cheap wine barrels. xD

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NO DON'T KILL ME!!!!
"Please don't blow up my face, I'm a model!" :O

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SSTG kills Retrophil12 Yes, but my friend SSTG has planned a devious end to my death!

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SSTG kills Retrophil12

Yup, Salmonella poisoning. >
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RETROPHIL kills CJ
At least my body will be well preserved in the whine! ha ha ha ha
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NO DON'T KILL ME!!!!

It looks like the retards like my retarded creation. xD
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SoStupidToGoCreateJunk
Personally, and no disrespect to your creations, I like a bit of skill involved as my mentor was ernie15 He would have made you slide that fire in an almost impossible (but doable) funnel. Fcuk the votes. When you get votes on a creation like that, you know you are dealing with skilled players!
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Boot to the Head

He suffered horribly when I broke his neck and snapped his spine.
:O
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you even said so yourself on one you made not to long ago... something about that you wouldnt get alot of likes because of something about it being difficult

I personally don't care if i don't get many plays. I care more about the likes but sometimes I create stuff for myself because it's challenging or I want to make it.
I think what CJ meant is that you are turning to the dark side by creating stuff that retards would like instead of creating what you really want. About playability, I never listen to CJ anyway because I create what I want. xD
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