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Trismegistus23
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Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.

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SLOW BURN
Just checking to see what the minions are up to!

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" CAPTAIN, IT'S A STORM!!! !",
screamed the first mate.
CJ: "Arrgh, we're going to die, mommy!"
Theo: "Dude, it's rough up here, why isn't my magic working!"
SSTGio:" Don't worry, I've got the ship under control!"

Later, they all perished in the storm... :O xD

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ok guys heres a new twist - in this one i kill myself: King SSTG found out that YE OLDE EYE DOCTOR (Theoprastus Feelgood, O.D.) was molesting female patients and prescribed death for the doctor

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King SSTG found out that YE OLDE EYE DOCTOR (Theoprastus Feelgood, O.D.) was molesting female patients and prescribed death for the doctor
Dang dat SSTGio! He bin molested dem biatches for eons! It's a French thing!
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YE OLDE EYE DOCTOR

Ya I killed that old fart!
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ALTAR OF THE ANTICHRIST

I sent that devil worshiper back to hell.
TIMING IS EVERYTHING

Many senile wizards lost their lives.
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My old laptop just died on me.
Now I can't use my favorite browser plug-in anymore on this other laptop because of the browser version. >
I hate when Mozilla updates their browser, killing good plug-ins in the process.
This add-on allowed me to create a link to AG that opened like a normal program on my computer with clickable links, multi tabs, etc.
Now the version I use doesn't allow multi tabs so when I click on any of your castle links, it opens in Firefox instead of inside the plug-in which was in fact, a mini browser version.
!@#$%^&*!!!

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YE OLDE ***** HOUSE
SSTGio, CJ, Theo, the prince and the king went to the courtesan house for some fun.
The king didn't want a bed and wanted two girls so...
Meanwhile, his son, who doesn't like women, requested the stable boy.

The puritan league, leaded by the queen, hired some CTC2PP mercenaries to crush this evil bordello. :O

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YE OLDE WHOR3HOUSE - dang! just when i was about to get some of that princess whisker biscuit

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The puritan league, leaded by the queen, hired some CTC2PP mercenaries to crush this evil bordello. :O

Leaded? WTF is wrong with me!
dang! just when i was about to get some of that princess whisker biscuit

Fur Pie isn't popular anymore, I don't know why? I liked it!
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YE OLDE WHOR3HOUSE - dang! just when i was about to get some of that princess whisker biscuit
Actually, I personally shaved it and had my way with her before you got there.
Leaded? WTF is wrong with me!
Yer a Frenchman and yer Habs are losing to the Sens!
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