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Trismegistus23
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Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.

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CourtJester
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The INFERNO INN & TAVERN
Suspicious that there was no ale in the Tavern, CJ burned it to the ground and escaped!
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These noobs seriously need to learn how to test their castles. To address this, I present >PLAY IS YOUR FRIEND, which I hope is blatant enough to get the message across.

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Suspicious that there was no ale in the Tavern, CJ burned it to the ground and escaped!

Dude, didn't you see the huge barrel of ale and the fat woman pouring it in those oversized mugs?
It doesn't matter now, they all burned to death, you pyromaniac murderer! xD
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>PLAY IS YOUR FRIEND,

The wizard bent over then got sodomized to death by a falling torch!
:O :O :O
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BRIDGE OVER THE THAMES Merrily, after escaping SSTGio's terrible tavern and crossed the Thames, CJ got some red wine from FishPreferred but it was a trap! White wine goes with Fish!

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BRIDGE OVER THE THAMES

I sent the royal clown swimming with the fish!
BTW, I've owned the PE for 3 weeks in-a-row! xD
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BTW, I've owned the PE for 3 weeks in-a-row! xD
You are getting killed by 77G7M77 with A Bit of Fun
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My most popular castles are Don't Slam the Door!, at 23, and >PLAY IS YOUR FRIEND, at 26. Clearly, the current general populace does not like an actual challenge.

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KEEP AWAY from my keep!
CJ:" Hahaha, the enemy's trying to destroy us with fire!"
Theo: "Yeah, morons!"
Fish: "We're safe here so don't worry!"

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You are getting killed by 77G7M77 with A Bit of Fun

I was referring to this week's page.
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KEEP AWAY - pretty cool - after 2 attempts, i got it in one shot

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WOOD TOWER & BRIDGES

A meteorite fell on it, I swear I saw it with my own eyes! :O
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CATWALK CATASTROPHE

Oh shift, the gas stations will raise their prices for this! :O
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