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Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.

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Arch,Barrel,Column,Door

I'm not the only one who lacks of sleep. xD
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Okay if the sewage pollution level didn't make you laugh get ready for this one!
ROYAL TOILET SABOTAGE

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KING'S CATAPAULT
SSTGio declared that, "I am King! Next to God himself. I had Theo build me this masterpiece of a catapault to the heavens! Pull the switch Theo, I am ready to meet my maker!"

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KING'S CATAPAULT

Theo must have been drunk, he needs to revise his building plan! xD
Man I'm still shaking from excitement. I just finished re watching Spartacus season 2. Gawd I love it when he put his sword through Glabber's mouth and make the basterd pay! >
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BFR BAIT
It's my 3rd night without almost no sleep. My brain is struggling to create.

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SNAKES AND LADDERS

"Hey SSTGio", cried Theo, "Sorry about that! I have the new scaffolding up for your new digs - check it out!" In the meantime, the naysayers of CTCPP, banded behind the great CJ, decided to put an end to King SSTGio once and for all!

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The king tasked a vulcanologist with examining volcanic vents near the major cities to determine if they were a danger. He took his team inside the largest one in the area, using a freezing spell to keep everything around him cool. Unfortunately, there was one Unexpected Turn of Events which he could not account for.

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SNAKES AND LADDERS

Acid & fire took care of it.
Unexpected Turn of Events

xD, That was sneaky, you expect an explosion but...
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WIZARD'S DEADLY SPELL
Once again, the loser prince wanted to kill his father the good king so he went to see his friend the warlock and asked him for poison.
Wizard: "Poison won't work with the king because he's too fat but this spell should make him explode from the inside."
Prince: "Hey, as long as it kills the old man, I'm good!"
A servant overheard their conversation and alerted the royal guard.
Shortly after, the house was under attack.

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MONIBG'S MINE METER - looks like he forgot to turn it on...

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MONIBG'S MINE METER


I'm hoping he takes offense and starts spamming again. I already have an amusing castle prepared for such an occasion.
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speaking of amusing (and funny as well) - CHEERLEADER TRAGEDY - what the hell were they thinking using javelins in their routine??

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