Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
Knights: "All right prince, surrender, there's NO WAY OUT . You are suspected of conspiracy against the king and you'll be beheaded!" Prince: : "Go F yourself, I'd rather die than surrender to you!"
The king had a VERY BIG CHANDELIER imported from the Theoprastus factory in Greece. Engineer Fish was commissioned to install it in the throne room. CJ: "Your majesty, this chandelier is way too big for the room." King: "What, how dare you criticize my precious and expensive light fixture! You're supposed to make me laugh, not make me mad! You'll be executed for this! Guard, take him to the dungeon!" As they were ready to imprison the court jester, the castle came under attack.
TOWER OF POWER After destroying Theo's Hydro-Hovercraft and smashing SSTGio's oversized chandelier, CJ decided to go into hiding in his power castle. Legend has it that CJ made this indestructible edifice with his own bared hands!
When I told Superman you built your dwelling near his fortress in the North Pole, he teamed up with Santa and crushed it with the help of his violent elves!
SAVE SSTGio FROM HANGING!!! Sire SSTGio was caught with a few of the younger maidens in a compromising position and was sentenced to death, by hanging, by His Royal Magistrate, CJ. "You vile creature - I shall see you burn in hell for this!" Not even Fish and Theo can save you now!
Fish & Theo followed the map to the SKELETON ISLAND TREASURE . Fish: "Ha ha ha, we're rich!" Theo: " I was right, it was buried here!" Behind the sea shore rocks, pirate CJ was waiting in ambush... :O
ANGRY LEGO GUY Wizard Theo made a mistake with a spell. He brought back a Lego guy who was about to get lucky with his GF. Now the giant is wrecking havoc in the kingdom.
