Halo. HOw many people know how to fly a plane/helicopter.
LEt me rip this apart for you. Beacuse the zombie survival club "club for all things zombie" Has been over this mnay times, and I have found many problems here.
Step 1) Find a weapon anything thats sharp heavy and so you can use it again and again!
this I have no problem with. Heavy is better then sharp, beaucse sharp gets stuck. I would say crowbar is your best option. It is good for skull breaking, and good for opening locked doors and things.
Step 2) Build a Make-Shift barricade and make sure its next to a car park if you own a car sleep in there for a night.
Lets see. car parks are found (to my knowlegde) In the city. In the city, there are alot of people. Alot of people = alot of zombies. You odn't want to go to a city. Sleeping in a car is ok, but you don't want to drvie it. I'll get to why.
Step 3) After you have had a sleep Drive to a store take all that you can from the stor the best place is a Petrol Station because it has Sugar Sweets, bread and milk and water and juice take as much as you can
Ok, so your gonna drive on the road, where other cars drive? Do You think the roads will be clear? Expecially in the city? When people hear of this they will run to there car, and think of going to a millitary base or something. When the come to a red light, are they gonna stop? There getting chased by zombies. NO there not gonna stop. Crashes will happen, and roads will be blocked by wrecks, and abandonded cars. Stores, will be lotted. So they will either be empty, or have people inside trying to steal the goods. People = more dangourous then zombies.
Step 4) For the next couple of hours spend time finding survivors
So lets say your lucky enough to find a survivor. Your not going to, but lets say you somehow do. He might possibly shoot you on sight, people are dangourous, might run, might take everything you have, might demand to be a leader, and get you killed.....many tihngs can happen. And your gonna walk around for hours, while zombies are trying to kill you? Good luck with that one.
Step 5) Take you and the survivors (if there are any) back to the barricade then give them something to eat and drink.
Don't make a base. Be always moving. Sleep for the night then move. Your smell will hang around if your there all the time. Your not gonna have survivors, and your not gonna have any food and drink to give away.
Step 6) Teach them how to use a weapon and were to hit a zombie.
Again, assuming you have survivors, and assuming you know either.....
Step 7) Go to a Ship Port or even an airport (Ship Port recommended easier to drive) and jak a boat or a plane and stay out at sea.
Step 8) Submarines and other boats. Look out for them. tell them whats happend and if they believe you tell them to follow you to a port then meet up face to face ask them all questions you can think of. (NOT STUPID ONES)
These can be grouped togehter. You would need to steal a sail boat first off. Gas would run out quickly and getting gas out of the ground with out electricity (which would be off after a few days) would be close to impossible. Next how many people know how to sail? Not alot. Survivors your not gonna find so it doesn't matter. Um.......all I got.
Step 9) Goto a gun stor kill the zombies inside grab all the guns you can and goto other stores do the same with them.
Ok, stay away form gun stores. EVERYONE will have thought of that already. If your lucky, nothing will be there. By nothing I mean no people with guns will be there. Beacuse There will not be guns, and if there are people there, they have guns and will think you want there guns, and shoot you.
Step 10)Go back out to sea or air. Do the same all the time and you will survive to the longest.
sea, ok. Air, no gonna happen. You will run out of gas, and none of you know how to fly.
So yeah. No one should trust this.
