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Then go to the first few pages to see why you can't even throw your computer.

then... turn off your computer and make sure it powers down. drop it in a 43 foot hole in the ground. bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine. then burn all the clothes you may have worn anytime you were onlineeeeeeeee!!!

Maybe you didn't look. Your computer is currently buried, and in 16 pieces and on fire.

oh ok, then bury it again

Then you must hijack a crane and jump from the highest point of it, into the hole without killing yourself.

then put toilet paper around your whole entire body until you look like a mummy and bury yourself alive... with a king tutkahamen mask on!

Then you must force 18 daggers to go through your skull.

Then you must twist these 18 daggers around and add 2 more to your hands

Then you must cut yourself with the daggers and use your blood as a sacrafice to the computer gods.

Then you must insult the computer gods so that they can hit you with their enlightening lightning bolt!

Then you must capture the lightning bolt and throw it at your computer!

Then you must throw it at ByCush for spamming!

Then you must recycle the bolt at "Lighty's Recycle. $5 for each one."

Then you must recycle the bolt at "Lighty's Recycle. $5 for each one."

Then you must eat a taco before I stab you. If I stab you, start over.