Forums → Forum Games → [dup] Corrupt a Wish

I wish I could always remember to make a wish.

Granted, but it's the biggest back-fire wish you have ever SEEN. Bigger than Commander's Nuke war!

*facepalm*

I wish that that would stop happening!

Granted, but life becomes so boring that you commit suicide.

I wish I was the last male on earth.

granted, but your the last human, too!

i wish i can shape shift.

Granted but only into feces.

I wish I was the only one who can make wishes.

granted, but i just corrupted it

i wish i had a klondike bar

Granted, but you got a camel's toe instead.

I wish, no one could corrupt my wishes, and every time someone tries to corrupt it, i uncorrupt it.

WOAH! *Power button* That was close. We nearly had Wish.2.0.'s CPU melt down!

I wish I knew how to turn this thing back on.

Granted, but it just happened to be connected to 5,000 pounds of explosives.

I wish I could rule the world.

Granted, you rule Pluto. Have fun there.

I wish that two plus two equaled four.

granted but u soon forgot about it.

I wish I can eat the shark that i got yesterday and not get food poison

Wish granted, but the shark eats your guts.

I wish I could shape shift

granted but u turned into a mindless flower and can never change back.

I wish I never have to eat

Granted, but you die of starvation.

I wish I wasn't constipated.