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Granted, but an evil witch makes you the ugliest man alive.

I wish I was extremely rich.

granted, but you loose the check for a billion dollers

i wish i had a taco

Granted. One cyanide taco, coming right up!

I wish I had a taco that wasn't a cyanide taco.

Then it is an arsenic taco.
I wish I had a hovercraft.

granted, but you crash it within the first 5 min. of flying

i wish that i spoke fluent russian

*ERRROR ERROR ERROR* *??????* OUT OF CHEESE ERROR**MELON MELON MELON*

...I'm just going to let that thing melt.

I wish that thing would melt faster!

what thing?
but it melted on u and burns u to death. so it's granted.

I wish this thread doesn't end. and it never will. and it will go on and on and on.

granted, but it gets locked anyway ciz ppl spam...

i wish i had a huge tv in my room

granted. but it's broken and it cannot be fixed


I wish da ppl I hate is dead now.

granted but they came back to life(zombie) to choke you one at a time

I wish I had beaten Castaway before the laptop it was in got send for fixing.it became what I like to call "earthquake in the internet" cause the screen kept shaking up and down on a mildly high speed.

granted but they release a sequal to u have to do it all agian

i wish i had the Kinect

Granted, but since I'm lazy, I just give you $1 and tell you to go buy it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Granted but you your brain got so hurt that you lost that thought.
I wish i was in a place where nobody could ruin my wish.

A three eyed leprechaun rips through from the 82nd dimension and ruins your wish anyway.

I wish I invented Root Beer.

granted u invented root beer in ur dream. and it never came true.

I wish canada is cooler now... it's degree now...