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Okay but u got the super power of your head exploding.
I wish I had 7 wishes.

I force you to wish for sodomy with each of your seven wishes.
I wish I was content with life.

Okay but you find out it is overated.
I wish I knew what sodomy was without opening a dictionary.

Granted,but I'm not sure what sodomy is XD
I wish I had a sandwich.

you get a wife smacking you after that for wanting her sammiches all the time.

wish i was a dish.

Granted, I turn you into a bedpan.
I wish I wish I was a fish!

your a fried fish on my pevouis dish wish.

i was i ate that fish.

Okay but you get brainwashed in the dishwasher. lol
I wish I had laser eyes

Granted, but I turn your eyes backwards so you fry your brain.
I wish I had an awesome puppy.

Your guna shot your eye out kid! ohh wait you shot off your foot!

I wish for wishes to seize to exist

Granted,but the lasers burn your eyes.
I wish I could turn invisible.

Okay but its the size of a dump truck and you have to clean up after it.
I wish I didn't get ninja'd

Ok, but they hit a mirror and bounce back and kill you.

I wish I an unlimited supply of pepperoni pizza.

Granted,but you eat it all and become fat.
I wish I had an Xbox.

Okay but it makes you fat
I wish I could turn invisible