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roflmao987
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This is a game on my other forum that I go to and it's kinda fun.
Here's how it works:
Person A:I wish I could fly.
Person B:Granted,but you crash with an airplane when flying.I wish I had one million dollars.
Person C:Granted,but your house caught on fire and all of it burned.I wish for eternal life.
And it goes on and on and on...
I'll start,I wish I could hack into someone's myspace.

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pHacon
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Granted, but you spend so much time on it that you have no personal life.
I wish I was happy.

CommanderDude7
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Okay but a smile is frozen on your face forever
I wish I was really tall

CelticWarri0r
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Your head gets stuck in a chimney and you choke

I wish for wishes to seize to exist

CommanderDude7
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Okay but then genies are out of work
I wish for a trillion dollars

samdawghomie
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Granted, but someone robs you of all your money.

I wish I had unlimited Moutain dew voltage.

CommanderDude7
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Okay but it makes all your freinds jelaous and they hate you.
I wish for laser hands.

aWulfy
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aWulfy
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granted, but the laser hand it broken and it can never be fixed.

I wish I am lvl50 in the game I'm playing

BlackIce131
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BlackIce131
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Granted, you are lv 50 but all of your stats are reduced to 1

I wish for Ultimate power

CommanderDude7
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CommanderDude7
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Okay but then you find out Ultimate power = your head explodes
I wish to read minds

314d1
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314d1
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You read a book entitled Minds.

I wish I could free myself of my SPETNAZ stalkers.

pHacon
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They shoot you in the head, congratulations!
I wish ignorance was dead.

314d1
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Ignorance is dead. It is then replaced by it's cousin stupidity.

I wish I could successfully drive an Impachi Longbow helicopter threw enemy territory and never get shot down while I am in the helicopter, as well as it having unlimited food and supplies that I have the ability to use without deign.

pHacon
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No such thing as an 'Impachi Longbow', so your wish corrupted itself.
I wish I could die well.

314d1
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No such thing as an 'Impachi Longbow', so your wish corrupted itself.


I modified it myself, its a Apache longbow helicopter with nuclear capabilities and laser fire.

You die completely in that hard attack, meaning you died perfectly well.

I wish Alexander the great would fight William Wallace.
slayguy8
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granted but you get caught in the middle of it and you die

i wish i could live forever

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