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Granted, but my idea of decent literature is what written on my biography.

Wish granted, but you still can't think of anything to wish for, and for the rest of your life, you are denied wishes of any sort.

I wish for Super Bowl tickets.

wish granted but there's a riot over the outcome and some random idiot shoots you

i wish for plans to survive armageddon

Granted, but I wrote them.

I wish that I was a ninja.

granted but i'm the one who trained you

i wish i was chuck norris

Granted but that uncorrupts my wish.

I wish you would uncorrupt all of my wishes.

granted, but a random noob beats you down with a rubber ducky and you die

i wish i waz a fly.

granted but i swat you

i wish i could fly

Granted, but I am a ninja due to a corrupted corruption. I go get a fly swatter.

I wish I could enter the 86th dimention.

I got ninja'd.

i'm flying not a fly
anyway
granted but is has laws of physics that tear you apart immediately

i wish i could survive in space

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it has laws of physics that tear you apart

Granted, but you end up floating aimlessly.

I wish I had a wish again.

granted but your second wish sets off a chain of events that inevitably kills you

i wish for world peace

i'm flying not a fly