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granted, how ever, ilikepie comes.(he's 10 times dumber then ikaku1)


i wish to become hyper shadow

Granted, but you get one ring. Whoops, it ran out.

I wish I was able to use Hyper armor forever.

granted, but u die of a disease :P

i wish i could live forever, and ever, and eveerrrr :P

Granted, but first you must spend 1,000 years in a small box with ilikepie.

I wish every mean person was dead.

granted, but they all come back as immortal zombies to haunt you.

i wish i were a zombie :P

Granted but you get choped into small pieces scarterd over the earth buried 2km under ground

I wish I had infitie dollars and my wish cant be stuffed up
HAHAHAHA Stuff That Wish Up!!!

Granted, but I'm a ninja due to a fail corruption. And ninjas have been known to kill zombies....

I wish that I had a time machine.

Oops. I got ninja'd.

granted but you end up killing your father while hitting on your mother.

i wish the government didn't lie about roswell

granted but they are all crackheads and masters of peer pressure

i wish i always had exact change in my pocket when i wanted to buy something

granted but you are still on crack, which your friends now hate utterly, and your friends force you to choose between them and drugs. you choose drugs.

i wish i could breath underwater

edit
that was supposed to be they ask you to choose

granted but you cant breathe air so you stay in the water and its so lonely you kill yourself

i wish i was king of the world

this reminds me of something called a jackass genie.

granted, but your king of a highly explosive world that blew up.

i wish i was a dragon.

granted but you fall in love with a female dragon, decide to have kids with her, and die after completing the extremely long and painful mating ritual.

i wish i knew everything