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Granted, but all the girls know what you can do so they avoid you and you die alone...

I wish I was the most charismatic person in the world...

granted but somehow you convinced someone to kill you

i wishi had 1000 exploding rats that i sent to peoples houses who i don't like

>.>

Granted but one of the rats escaped and hides in your room and explodes in the middle of the night.

I wish my cats could live forever.

Granted, but they naturally die after 10 years of life.

I wish I lived on Mars!

granted but you die from no air

i wish i lived forever and showed no signs of aging past 20!!

granted but after watching all your friends and family die you bury yourself in wet cement then force yourself to go into a coma.

i wish i was a were-panther

Granted but your friends laugh at you for looking young and unmanly.

I wish Pokemon were real!

Granted, but your executed for abusing 'wish' technology...

I wish for world peace...

You got your wish and it lasted for 5 seconds so I shot you in the face

I wish for some maki

Granted. But one of them comes at you and eats you.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

granted but you get so smart that your head explodes
i wish i would be with my gf right now

Granted. You are now with your Greatest Fear.

I wish I had a Greatest Fear.

granted. it's of living so you commit suicide.

i wish i was a dragon... or at least i knew whats with my memories...

Granted, you find out your Jason Bourne...

I wish for wisdom...

granted but your wisdom gets you fired and your mom gets mad at you and the cops hate you

i wish for the ability to do whatever i want with no consequence