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granted but she turns stalker-ish and kills you when she suspects you are cheating on her.

I wish i was the hero in comic book that runs for 100 years.

granted but your killed of in the first one and replaced

I wish i wasn't such a newb

You gain the knowledge of a long time player but your stats don't reflect it at all.

I wish I was a straight A student.

granted but the stress of maintaining those straight a's becomes to much and you commit suicide

i wish i could shapeshift

you can, but only into an ass-play dildo which is used by your homosexual father and his secret lover.

I wish i was in amsterdam right now

granted but you OD on weed


i wish i flying monkeys!

Granted, but the monkeys scratch you for thinking that you are more superior than them.

I wish that I had a TARDIS replica in my front yard.

Granted but some evil aliens mistake it for a real one and nuke your house in an attempt to get rid of the Doctor.

I wish i had cake.

Granted, the cake is filled with worms.

I wish my wish was granted.

granted(?), but that is a self-corrupting wish

i wish that there wasn't worms in my cake.

granted but your wish was to have 10 flying monkeys eat you alive


i wish my dog could fly and shot lazers when she barked!!!

granted but it wasnt

i wish i had worm free pie

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a rap song.

but it burnned

I wish I could see through things. =P