For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
You eat the hamburger. It's okay, but it's not liek one from Hard Rock Cafeohmygodeverythingisfadingagaisomeonehelpme *thud*
You respawn again! But you're still hungry. Fine, you'll eat the **** snails.
You close your eyes and start to eat the little crispy thing. You find that it tastes... awesome! Holy crap, You want some more, but there's no more left. There's still the Burger and french Yogurt to go, though.
You use Anti-trap to remove the poison from the food. Then, you eat the Burger and French Yogurt (BTW, gtfawjkjg, that could be called spam). You now have enough Int. to cast spells. You can also take your eyes off the food.
Excedrin is an over-the-counter pain relief medication. It works fairly well.
Looking around the room, you see another bottle of Excedrin. You can see that it is still sealed. You also see an unopened Magnum bar package. (Magnum bars are European ice cream bars).
You also see that the door is wooden again. However, this wood looks different. You see what looks like an oversized hair dryer on a counter nearby.
You use the Laser ID on the ceiling and- oh crap, the lights just turned off. Alright, back on. *click*
You pick up the oversized hair dryer. Actually, with the backpack it comes with, it looks more like a Minigun. You fire the gun at the door and-Holy crap, it's a Heat Minigun! It burns the door down easily. You decide to put this thing back: It's far too heavy to lug around.
You see a large ladder going up what looks like an elevator shaft, except without anything an elevator uses.
Someone has been playing his Sierra Adventure games recently. *hands 10 internet dollars to sonicheroes95*
You step back before the elevator hits. Lucky! In the elevator, you see someone also in a t-shirt and cargo shorts standing upright and nit looking hurt at all. Looks like he jumped. He looks better built, though.
A voice can be heard:
//SHIELD NOTICE: PLEASE STOP LETTING ATLAS EXPERIMENTS ONTO ELEVATORS. EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CIVILIZED LIKE ANY OFFICE WORKER, THEY ARE JUST TOO WEIGHTY TOO BE ON ELEVATORS. PLEASE KEEP ATLASES OFF ELEVATORS//
