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314d1
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I have just seen part of a preview for it, it looks rather strange to me, yet it makes fun of the Twilight series no sane man can watch. Opinions and assumptions on the movie.

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delossantosj
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i miss the good old days when vampires were cool like the lsot boys and not emo and dumb

HahiHa
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Anything that makes fun of Twilight can't be that bad XD and this movie seems, well, strange like you said, but also a bit entertaining^^

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Awesome, I wanna watch it! TF awesome

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Im guessing its from the creators of meet the spartans and disaster movies both of which sucked but still it looks pretty cool. I agree with the strange part but there are so many things in the twilight saga you can take the mic out of and if its done well it could be really funny.

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The only good vampires was classics like dracula,they turned vampires into crap like "Twilight" and "Underworld".Can vampires even turn into bats in twilight?

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No, vampires don't suck.
Only those sparkling Twilight "vampires" suck.
Dracula, Count von Count and Darren Shans (books) are/has true vampires!
Especially Dracula. His cool, and he dosen't sparkle :P
He just burns in the sun to ashes.
I love his cape ^^

Count von Count won't even burn or anything.
And in Darren Shans, vampires can be few hours in the sun, and then they start looking older.
So... Twilight sucks :P
I once saw in one market a film called "Robert Pattinson - The sexiest man in earth".
OMG, his totally NOT.
His just again those brainsucked teenager actors :P
I think.

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i miss the good old days when vampires were cool like the lsot boys and not emo and dumb


The only way to do that is to create and popularize something where vampires are cool.
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twilight screwd up the image of vampires. thankfully, they are still badazz in video games

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twilight sucked im never going to a vampir movie again

PsychoIncarnate
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Vampires don't suck

They scrape with their fangs and lick up the blood

RugRat
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Vampires don't suck

They scrape with their fangs and lick up the blood


GAB&M, Thank you for quoting that line.

On topic: The trailer seems stale to me, it may just be another epic/disaster/Meet the spartans movie (spartans was kinda alright), but it may have something with the twilight hate, if it can strike gold with the anti Cullen jokes it may be the best comedy film of the year.
314d1
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No, vampires don't suck.
Only those sparkling Twilight "vampires" suck.
Dracula, Count von Count and Darren Shans (books) are/has true vampires!
Especially Dracula. His cool, and he dosen't sparkle :P
He just burns in the sun to ashes.
I love his cape ^^


Its the name of a movie...

Vampires don't suck

They scrape with their fangs and lick up the blood


Hahah a quote from the good ol' days. Its still the name of a movie that is trashing twilight.
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30 Days of Night plox.

Whatever happened to the days where vampires would rend your flesh and eat you? Gone, like everything else BA in popular culture.

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Twilight vampires suck, and all the vampire things like it. But the vampire's assistant was a great movie.

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yep

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