This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
you simpleton. my sheer awesomeness creates a self-contained hill in space with a impenetrable fortress, 5 army groups of BOS, 50 noobs, 10,000 orcs, an elf, another noob running around,a dwarf, a human, and a goblin, all of which have undying allegiance to myself :P