This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
eh... I'll build a super huge laser, which makes everything heat to over 100000+ degrees and your castle melts. Then I'll push you down from the hill and throw a sword after you.
its high time for............MASSIVE PIG ATTACK!!!YEAH!=P
My pigs try to push u down, but they cannot, so they eat you and they become zom-pigs! then i kill them and they transform to ghost zom-pigs! they take over the hill and with me in the leadership, MY GHOST-ZOM-PIGED-CAPTURED HILL
I programm my new Quake-O-Matic machine to generate an epicenter right under the hill, thus destroying everything on it and tearing huge cracks among the surface and freeing magma which flows up in a fountain and propagates in fast lava streams, burning the entire environment to ashes. In this apocalypsical new landscape I take some lava and build an obsidian temple with it, and add some obsidian walls around it. Now I just breed a new race of giant undead fire daemon dragons, and accessorily awaken all the fallen to form a huge undead army. Now, sitting in the temple on my obsidian throne and laughing maniacly (face hidden by a hooded cloak of course ), I await your next strike...
I soon call a massive airstrike and eventually make your doom country collapse. Then, I use my Drillinator 3000 to allow magma to rise up to the surface of the Earth, creating a volcano. I soon block the ventways and make the volcano extinct. Then, I build a small town near the volcano. I also place a shield generator to create a shield around my town and my volcano so that only infantry can attack.