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I throw multiple soccer balls at your feet, causing you to trip and roll down the hill.

My Hill

I throw frisbees up your butthole

MY HILL

I call in MoonKnight and he cuts you with his crescent shaped boomerangs.

My Hill

I call in aggazaggashoofoo to marry you at a place far, far, far, away.

My Hill

I throw a bar of soap near you so you'll slip on it and tumble down the hill.

My Hill.

I grab the bar of soap, then drop it. While you are distracted by this act I push you off the hill.

My sexy fun time hill

I buy the hill off pang for about 100,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.
My hill
pang's giant money hill

Still my space station

I buy the hill and space station for about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
dollars.
i then steal the money back.
MY REGULAR HILL,HUMUNUNUNGHUS MONEY HILL,AND SPACE STATION

I incinerate your money hill, lock you in an impenetrable box and send you to the AG detention facility in Siberia - on a spambot floor! I then fill your cell with gas, flood it with the ash and brutally torture you until you stop stealing my property. I sell the hill back to pang so as to reclaim my 100 quadrillion dollars that I then spend on buying the space around the planet.
I set up another of my giant fleets, with lotsa carriers and fighters and battleships and lasers and missiles... also lots of nukes. This time, though, I remember my last mistake and fly them into a decently high orbit, meaning that no dragons can get there.
My space station
My colossal money heap
My fleet
pang's hill
danwar's ash
danwar's dead

And no, dragons can not destroy massive spaceborne carriers devoted to holding over two hundred heavily armed starfighters or bombers. Especially not when there's like a thousand of them, each with an escort of ten giant battleships and nuclear weapon platforms. They just can't. No.

I sue Nerdsoft for ______ ______ and take all his money, then I buy the hill.

my hill

I have collected the money sued to buy weapons to try to get the hill (Including the money to build the space station) and make an artificial hill somewhere far off and close down the shop. then I build a huge house and retire there.
My Retirement hill
My lot'sa money
My bold italicsPangs' Sexy fun time hill

I nuke the hill

my rubble

I watch as the nuke hits Pang's hill, and feel sorry for her. I build her another hill somewhere else with all my money, because im generous. and still some money to spare!

My Retirement hill
My Slightly smaller hill of ca$h

My Quoted Bold Italics

I create a portal under evilsweetblock's hill and send it to hell where it burns into ashes. I also create a portal under pang and also send him to hell. I then take the hill.

My Hill

I get my rubble, put it in a rubble shooting cannon, then shoot the rubble at dark fire till he either dies or runs away.

My hill