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i climb up and snipe u down,then hide my sniper so noone thinks i did it,kicking the body off the hill,and,while everyone is pondering if i did it or not,i but a tower with a flag with my armatar on it on each side.the tower is stone.i then spawn some loyal troops that never revolt or riot to guard my towe(wicgh i give them taxes of 1 bread loaf and a glass of milk as a snack each day,with specially prepared meals when a time for 1 of the 3 meals of the day comes.
i will never run out of food for taxes as i keep spawning it.

MY HILL

Gandalf summons those big bird things in the Hobbit movie to pluck you off the hill as I leisurely stroll up to claim it back.
My hill.

I fire a rock at you using a catapult, sending you flying off the hill.

My Hill!

I banish you... TO THE MOON. I then blow up the moon, walk up the hill, and recreate the moon.

Oops. My hill.

i snipe snag and warp to the top of the hill,and place a flag that has ny avatar and name on it on ze hill.

[b]mY HiLl

I burn your flag which is linked to your soul which inturn perishes and thus I claim the hill.
My hill

You have no protection whatsoever? I come up the hill and simply punch you in the face. You cry, and run away to your mom. I go back down and grab a tank put it on the hill. I go back down and hire several soldiers and put them on the tower that was left before with Gatling guns. I walk back up and get in my tank prepared for anyone.

My Hill

EVEN AN ARMY OF 100,000 SOLDIERS WITH 10,000 TANKS???
said army(MY army)rids the hill and captures your men,and i siipe you in the head cerimoniously becuz i won.then the prisoners (along with my soldiers)
buld a fortress with my flags on each side of my fortress(armed with auto turrets and security scanners)Witch is impevious to nukes(and you can't teleport into it).then on te TV,there is on the news abnout claming the hill.ere is a birt oif dialog:

news-reporter:so how do you think about this?
me:what i'm thinking about is MY HILL

I time travel to a futer you and bring him to you'r present you and thretan to kill you if you don't get off the hill

Probaly my hill

I distract you with a distraction that distracts you long enough for me to push you off the hill.

My Hill, I guess.

after talking to eachother for a bit,me and my future self team up to knock you off a hill with a ion cannon. then we calmly walk up the hill and place our flag.

HILL IS MINEEEies

I call my buddy Chuck Norris to come and kick all your buttholes. I then walk up the hill and teabag all of you.

MY HILL

so uhm

MY HILL

I create multiple dimensional doors and use the warp fracture to send them all onto you. The weight and amount of the people causes you to be overwhelmed and be removed from the hill. I later enter back to the original dimension and take the hill.

My Hill!