This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I built a machine in my secret laboratory that reconstructed the hill and as talkbar was sat in the hole the hill was built around him and he suffocated inside and died.
I tear your flag into 55555555 million pieces, then burn them. Also, I shove off the hill, where you fall into The Deadly Pit of Death.
I convince you that your previous actions were completely unnecessary, as the previous owners of the hill didn't actually have claim to the hill. Appalled at your own actions, you jump off said hill in a lame attempt to commit suicide. While you're in hospital, I take the hill as my own.
I report you to the moderators for not using the correct format. They take you away to the dark place known as the Armor Court and sentence to be banned for life. In your absence, I calmly walk up the hill, claiming it.