This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I bust the planet with a planet buster (extra points if you get the refrence) and go to another planet with a hill and claim it. not the hill, the literal planet.
Oh, so you think just claiming the planet will be enough, eh? Have you no idea about logistics, infrastructure, industry, and all the other words I vaguely have an idea about? That's right.
I punt you off the planet and back into the tribal age. Then I claim your planet as belonging to the human race, and the hill as belonging to me.
God ****it sciller, i was talking about a planet like mars. anyway, i somehow blow the hill up along with charles, and make it a flat plains. Also dust storms.
GOD ???? IT PLANETARY! You should be more specific when talking about planets. Anyways, your plains remind me of Kansas. I hate Kansas. There's only one Kansas and it's in ArKansas. That's why I plant a whole forest to avoid soil erosion thus preventing dust storms, then I wait for Tectonic activity to come into play. Any second now!
Due to the physics of the quantum realm, it.. spontaneously explodes the hill and the ground with it, making a large crater. i then run down to the crater and claim it!