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GhostGS
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Who here likes to mess with telemarketers and god botherer and any such person. i here say that that i love to mess with the telemarketers and agree with them and say that i will buy it then when they ask for your details slam the phone down.. i other techniques but i like this one. god botherer's i only do it if it is a middle to young aged persons. doing it to older citizens is cruel. but i do enjoy to mess with them.. just to let you guys know i follow no religion

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Graham
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What are 'God botherers'?

Omegle offers free internets trollings.

MRWalker82
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I am one of those heartless individuals that, if I have enough free time, will mess with telemarketers thoroughly. Also I love it when the theist evangelists come knocking... and I really don't mind the fact that I've made mormon missionaries cry. Literally. I guess since I'm an atheist I'm just a heartless bastard, but I tend to think it's really because I'm allergic to bullsh*t and it irritates me profusely.

EnterOrion
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Man, I never get such people. It's always machines.

Although I can assure you I would love messing with some missionaries if they ever came by. I'm not a godly kind of guy, and something tells me 13 year old + shot gun = hysterical. But only if they get a little forceful. Otherwise I would just listen to them and then break their hearts. xD

MRWalker82
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Oh wow Graham, you shouldn't have told me about Omegle... I'm now an official internet evangelist trolling for God... it's great. I've witnessed to two people and been disconnected on by about 40 others.

knight_34
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I never really cared about messing with God botherers and telemarketers.

In real life, I prefer not to be a troll. Eh, though I do so on the internet when I'm bored to the extreme.

KFK
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I never mess with them. I just hang up.

Though I've never tried. So I never know.

GhostGS
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oh cmon.. i remember a conversation with one. cut into where i speak "isn't god wonderful" "really?" "no, until he descends from the heavens im not really going to believe god." "you will burn in hell without the forgiveness of the lord." "no god wants us to be the best of who we are.. i doubt he demands respect from us and his forgiveness is eternal so when i see him i will apologize for being skeptical but for now i am going to enjoy my life." as i close the door "but without his guidance you will be evil at heart." "evil is equal to hitler i on the other hand am kind and caring to my fellow peers, even the ones that harass me. if i can forgive and be kind to the ones that hurtful to me then i believe i am no evil at heart so good day..." to be honest he had the biggest look on his face like as if his religion had been spat on.

knight_34
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I may mess around online, you'll know if you've read enough of my posts. Though I never try to mess around with people I am not acquainted with.

To the observer, I am quiet and arrogant looking.

pauler94
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I have no idea what a God botherer is, but I sure do know what a Jehova's Witness is, are they any different?

knight_34
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Here andhere.

One could call a Jehovah's Witness member as a god botherer.

knight_34
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I forget something.

It's used to refer to those who practice proselytism. Going out to attempt to convert someone to another opinion/religion. Exactly what missionaries do.

knight_34
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I fail horribly. Moderator if you read this, could you please delete my two previous posts?

God botherer. It's used to refer to those who practice proselytism. Going out to attempt to convert someone to another opinion/religion. Exactly what missionaries do. Also for excessively pious people.

Eless
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To quote pHacon
Meh, these people are fail.

These are some (not all I might add) of the reasons religion is slowly sinking into the "hated" area in our society. I do feel a bit sorry for true, peaceful theists, as how would I feel if a bunch of telemarketing atheists started knocking on doors and giving us a bad name? Not good.

GhostGS
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a god botherer is anyone who that comes to your house to convince you to follow the word of god but i have used it to cover anyone that tries to convince you to join a religion. so a Mormon, Jehovah's witness.. i cant think of any others at the moment

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haha God botherers don't even knock on our door anymore xD

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