another variation on the "1001 ways to be kicked out of macdonalds" thread. just keep listing on ways to die until we get to 1001. be specific as well if you want this to live for more than a week. i'll start then.
1.swim in acid 2.try and rob a gun store full of people 3.swim in shark infested waters with raw meat straped to your head
13 spamming and letting the mods catch you. 14 spamming and letting the admins catch you. 15 a combo of the 2 above. 16 getting nuked 17 getting sucked into a black hole 18 spiked 19 strangled 20 stabbed 21 shot.
1.swim in acid 2.try and rob a gun store full of people 3.swim in shark infested waters with raw meat straped to your head 4.let me near u with a sharp object 5 getting me pissed off. 6 acting like an idiot around me. 7 being an idiot around me. 8 acting stupid around me. 9 being ilikepie right now. 10. pee on sonic heroes with a baseball bat. 11 letting me take a homerun swing on your skull. BATTER UP!! *hits ilikepie's skull at 1000000 mph* 12 spamming and letting the mods catch you. 13 spamming and letting the admins catch you. 14 a combo of the 2 above. 15 getting nuked 16 getting sucked into a black hole 17 spiked 18 strangled 19 stabbed 20 shot. 21. Being banned to death. 22. Being smammed to death. 23. OH NOES HE'S A FIRIN' HIS LASER!!! 24. Being stabbed to death by a large plastic fork. 25. Being stabbed to death by a large metal fork. 26. A combination of the above.
Oh, and Ilikepie, I didn't include your suicide one because you have to be specific. (Jump of a cliff, stab yourself, etc.)
1.swim in acid 2.try and rob a gun store full of people 3.swim in shark infested waters with raw meat straped to your head 4.let me near u with a sharp object 5 getting me pissed off. 6 acting like an idiot around me. 7 being an idiot around me. 8 acting stupid around me. 9 being ilikepie right now. 10. pee on sonic heroes with a baseball bat. 11 letting me take a homerun swing on your skull. BATTER UP!! *hits ilikepie's skull at 1000000 mph* 12 spamming and letting the mods catch you. 13 spamming and letting the admins catch you. 14 a combo of the 2 above. 15 getting nuked 16 getting sucked into a black hole 17 spiked 18 strangled 19 stabbed 20 shot. 21. Being banned to death. 22. Being smammed to death. 23. OH NOES HE'S A FIRIN' HIS LASER!!! 24. Being stabbed to death by a large plastic fork. 25. Being stabbed to death by a large metal fork. 26. A combination of the above. 27. Eating a Holy Hand Grenade.
28. try to hold a family of assassins hostage armed only with a cup of tap water. 29. teleport into open space 30. snuff a line of fire ants 31. stand under a falling piano screaming like an idiot like in the movies 32. try to put your head through a four foot thick stone wall
1.swim in acid 2.try and rob a gun store full of people 3.swim in shark infested waters with raw meat straped to your head 4.let me near u with a sharp object 5 getting me pissed off. 6 acting like an idiot around me. 7 being an idiot around me. 8 acting stupid around me. 9 being ilikepie right now. 10. pee on sonic heroes with a baseball bat. 11 letting me take a homerun swing on your skull. BATTER UP!! *hits ilikepie's skull at 1000000 mph* 12 spamming and letting the mods catch you. 13 spamming and letting the admins catch you. 14 a combo of the 2 above. 15 getting nuked 16 getting sucked into a black hole 17 spiked 18 strangled 19 stabbed 20 shot. 21. Being banned to death. 22. Being smammed to death. 23. OH NOES HE'S A FIRIN' HIS LASER!!! 24. Being stabbed to death by a large plastic fork. 25. Being stabbed to death by a large metal fork. 26. A combination of the above. 27. Eating a Holy Hand Grenade. 28. try to hold a family of assassins hostage armed only with a cup of tap water. 29. teleport into open space 30. snuff a line of fire ants 31. stand under a falling piano screaming like an idiot like in the movies 32. try to put your head through a four foot thick stone wall 33. Being eaten by a dino. 34. Being eaten by a dragon. 35. Being eaten by Chuck Norris 36. Being eaten by me. 37. Being eaten by a game. 38. Jump off a cliff. 39. Jump off a cliff into a pile of forks. 40. Jump off a cliff into a pile of spoons. 41. Jump off a cliff into a pile of sporks. 42. Jump off a cliff into a pile of ninjas. 43. Jump off a cliff into a pile of fat people. 44. Jump off a cliff into a pile of knives. 45. Jump off a cliff into a pile of sharp knives. 46. Jump off a cliff into a pile of sharper knives. 47. Jump off a cliff into a pile of even sharper knives. 48. Jump off a cliff into a pile of the sharpist knives. 49. Jump off a cliff into a pile of dull knives. 50. Jump off a cliff into a pile of duller knives. 51. Jump off a cliff into a pile of even duller knives. 52. Jump off a cliff into a pile of the dullist knives. 53. Jump off a cliff into a pile of butter knives. 54. Jump off a cliff into a pile of sharp butter knives. 55. Jump off a cliff into a pile of retards. 56. Jump off a cliff into a pile of cannibles. 57. Jump off a cliff into a pile of playground balls. 58. Jump off a cliff into a pile of noobs. 59. Jump off a cliff into a pile of newbs. 60. Jump off a cliff into a pile of ice.
@wolf: most threads dont make u more intelligent or mature!
62.be devoured by a hoard of noobs 63. be questioned to death by a hoard of newbs 64.crushed by a cement roller. 66. eaten by a giant kitten 67.thrown into the sun, and back. 68. A-bomb 69.stuck in a tanner...
