another variation on the "1001 ways to be kicked out of macdonalds" thread. just keep listing on ways to die until we get to 1001. be specific as well if you want this to live for more than a week. i'll start then.
1.swim in acid 2.try and rob a gun store full of people 3.swim in shark infested waters with raw meat straped to your head
78 read the 1001 ways to die thread 79 die 80 go against a mafia 81 join a mafia 82 play laser tag with guns... 83 play call of duty in 3D (hey he is firing at me...hey that hurt!) 84 mad cow 85 chop your head off with a sword 86 get ninja'd 87 drunk driving 88 ask a friend to help 89 insult the god/gods 90 question the god/gods 91 get run over by a car 92 get a brain/heart transplant 93 driving blindfolded 94 fall into a pool of acid 95 go underwater for half an hour without an oxygen tank 96 gambling (I bet my life I will win) 97 get hit by a flying penguin 98 get hit by a flying ostrich 99 go to hell (Massachusetts duh) 100 go to heaven 101 pour gas over yourself + match 102 get crushed by a tank 103 base jumping without a shoot 104 learn to fly (jump off a cliff) yeah...I am done...for now
