All the achievements that aren't exactly what it says on the tin (or label in the walkthrough) or something you will most likely get without even trying.
31) Thirsty - Drink some water 32) Save the Whales - Drink all the water * These two are done with the water bottle next to the hamster wheel in your Home.
36) One... - Go once over the wheel 37) Two... - Go twice over the wheel 38) Three... - Go three times over the wheel 39) Four... - Go four times over the wheel 40) Five! - Go five times over the wheel * How to: Get on the hamster wheel, run it till it's at max speed, stop running, whoosh.
46) Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop * Panic Button ftw.
126) Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint * Is occasionally buggy, but just hit Panic a few times on every floor until you get it.
128) Clicky - Click click clickaroo * Cliiiiick.
133) So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters * Very annoying on keyboards that aren't of the default English layout. Just keep hitting the keys.
136) Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~) 137) Partial Colon - Push the semicolon * Also annoying on different keyboards. Keep pressing those buttons.
144) Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano 145) Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano 146) Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano * E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D) * Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G * Low C, low C, low C, D, E
153) Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1 * Lower middle of first floor, in the "room" "blocked" by a launcher. 154) Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2 * Upper left of first floor, under the spikes.
155) Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3 * Middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point. 156) Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4 * Upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths.
157) Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5 * Upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room. 158) Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6 * Right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall.
159) Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7 * Middleish of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point. 160) Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8 * Upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the "tough to jump to" spot.
161) Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9 * Fifth floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher. 162) Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10 * To the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it's almost too obvious that there is something in that spot.
177) RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe * If you hadn't caught on: Elephant = Red, Llama = Green, Giraffe = Blue, and Emu = Yellow.
192) EleClick - Hey, that tickles! * Click the elephant.
193) Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it... * Right click the game, disobey the "Don't Click Here".
202) I Can't Live With This - Die outside * Took me a while to remember the panic button here.
204) Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game * The same game being Achievement Unlocked 2. Oh snap!
205) Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature * This will make sense once you do the above. 213) The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw * In the secret secret room accessed from the coffee feature.
221) Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry * Spacebar.
235) Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless * I think you just have to stand around for a bit, not 100% sure on this, though.
Thar. That should be all the not-so-obvious ones. Now stop asking already! D:
144) Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano 145) Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano 146) Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano * E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D) * Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G * Low C, low C, low C, D, E
ode to joy begins with G, but you can do it when you play first twinkle twinkle (it ends with G)
@ martin, i have the same problem sometimes, just keep trying, it will work after a couple of clicks @ mrtim, i cant do ode to joy without a G at the beginning, it doesnt work without the G
Great guide, you're awesome! It's very useful, but I think that the first Achievement Unlocked is better than the second, don't you think? The second is too complicated, there are too many achievements, and it drives me crazy...
Moderator Flag All the achievements that aren't exactly what it says on the tin (or label in the walkthrough) or something you will most likely get without even trying.
31) Thirsty - Drink some water 32) Save the Whales - Drink all the water * These two are done with the water bottle next to the hamster wheel in your Home.
36) One... - Go once over the wheel 37) Two... - Go twice over the wheel 38) Three... - Go three times over the wheel 39) Four... - Go four times over the wheel 40) Five! - Go five times over the wheel * How to: Get on the hamster wheel, run it till it's at max speed, stop running, whoosh.
46) Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop * Panic Button ftw.
126) Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint * Is occasionally buggy, but just hit Panic a few times on every floor until you get it.
128) Clicky - Click click clickaroo * Cliiiiick.
133) So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters * Very annoying on keyboards that aren't of the default English layout. Just keep hitting the keys.
136) Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~) 137) Partial Colon - Push the semicolon * Also annoying on different keyboards. Keep pressing those buttons.
144) Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano 145) Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano 146) Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano * E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D) * Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G * Low C, low C, low C, D, E
153) Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1 * Lower middle of first floor, in the "room" "blocked" by a launcher. 154) Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2 * Upper left of first floor, under the spikes.
155) Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3 * Middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point. 156) Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4 * Upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths.
157) Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5 * Upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room. 158) Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6 * Right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall.
159) Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7 * Middleish of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point. 160) Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8 * Upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the "tough to jump to" spot.
161) Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9 * Fifth floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher. 162) Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10 * To the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it's almost too obvious that there is something in that spot.
177) RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe * If you hadn't caught on: Elephant = Red, Llama = Green, Giraffe = Blue, and Emu = Yellow.
192) EleClick - Hey, that tickles! * Click the elephant.
193) Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it... * Right click the game, disobey the "Don't Click Here".
202) I Can't Live With This - Die outside * Took me a while to remember the panic button here.
204) Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game * The same game being Achievement Unlocked 2. Oh snap!
205) Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature * This will make sense once you do the above. 213) The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw * In the secret secret room accessed from the coffee feature.
221) Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry * Spacebar.
235) Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless * I think you just have to stand around for a bit, not 100% sure on this, though.
Thar. That should be all the not-so-obvious ones. Now stop asking already! D:
Posted Aug 4, '10 at 2:33pm
Zophia 7,818 posts
Moderator Flag Also lulz at the all caps thread I just deleted, shouting at people to stop asking...
You don't stop questions by shouting. You stop them by answering. Or so I hope... >_>
Posted Aug 4, '10 at 2:37pm
Gantic 2,255 posts
Moderator Flag ur meen sofeuh. whoosh!
I think it's clear there is an inherent problem with the game setup and the keyboard issue that affects users with different keyboard than your standard QWERTY should've been posted first. Also it took me 20 minutes to figure out it's :-) and not or . This game is so 90's.
