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Saving123
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Take your shirt off and run around walmart. I had the urge to do so but I don't want to go to prison so.

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locoace3
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Females it would not be allowed (Sexist moment in lawmaking)


they have that because they don't want lil' kids learning biology early i guess
loloynage2
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well...as long as your not doing anything stupid without your shirt its ok...i mean if your all wet? or something...

Saving123
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@locoace3
But they should...

Oh, sorry, misread OP. I thought this thread would be a good place to vent a stupid law. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you will be arrested for ndecent exposure..

You could always change the title so that we could talk about stupid laws, I heard that you aren't allowed to carry icecream in your back pocket. Or play dominoes on Sunday in certain states.
Time to go Wal-mart lawl.
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[/quote](14) Indecent exposure.
(a) That the accused exposed his or her genitalia, anus, buttocks, or female areola or nipple;
(b) That the accusedâs exposure was in an indecent manner;
(c) That the exposure occurred in a place where the conduct involved could reasonably be expected to be viewed by people other than the accusedâs family or household; and
(d) That the exposure was intentional.[quote]

Taken from Manual For Courts-Martial United States.

So yes, technically it is illegal, but chances are they will not press charges. Unless you break things. Then you're sort of screwed.

locoace3
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@locoace3
But they should...

i agree but i just said the court system guessed lil' kids would be completely mentally screwed up if they saw it
Saving123
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@locoace3
Yeah but they never take the time to look into it completely. Sadness.

locoace3
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Yeah but they never take the time to look into it completely. Sadness.


yes but it might also be a preventative measure cause there would be pervs everywhere if it wasn't a law
Saving123
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yes but it might also be a preventative measure cause there wou be pervs everywhere if it wasn't a law

Yeah so it is a good thing, you gotta admit it.
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Hey guys, I just made a thread for venting on dumb laws, Go check that out if you do want to rant about it. And yeah, little kids would be scarred for life if they saw nude females early on most likely.

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not much point in this anymore, already been answered....

but i assume it isnt, as stated the 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy. it would scare away customers and mentally scar children XD!

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Here's one..

Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

This one is just racist...

A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

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why is it illegal for women to go shirtless but not fat men? they both have boobs. womens are a lot more enjoyable to look at, so it doesnt make sense that women cant go shirtless and fat men can.

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why is it illegal for women to go shirtless but not fat men? they both have boobs. womens are a lot more enjoyable to look at, so it doesnt make sense that women cant go shirtless and fat men can.


Because you can't define what a fat man is.
Moe
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Because you can't define what a fat man is.


You can if you replace fat with obese.
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It's actually illegal to own a store with round doorknobs. I guess if you have one of those house shops, where you sell from your home, you're okay, but I'm not sure. All I know is that you don't have the freedom to put God **** round doorknobs on your doors in your stores.


I think that's there because some people with arthritis or other gripping problems would have trouble turning stiff round door-knobs. It's like not having handicap access. (Don't get me wrong, I think getting sued for thousands over not having a ramp is BS)
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