You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.
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Name: Gender: Brief description: (age, build, etc.) Occupation: (see below) Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
Name: Haily Williams Gender: Female Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond Occupation: Night Teacher Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
You watch Jersey Shore. It becomes more boring the longer you have it on. Once you have finished your quesadilla you look through your dvd collection for something of value. Many choices await. What do you do?
After carrying the envelope to the kitchen carefully you find your oven mitts. Sliding one over each hand you begin to examine the necklace. It is a dirty looking silver chain with a small rock at the end. You are not a jeweler or a geologist. You glance at the microwave clock. "11:45". What do you do?
Name:James Gender:Male Brief description: 23,Black hair Occupation: Handyman Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: Large rubber stamp Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
You stare at a blank wall. Nothing. White. Bland. Oh, except for the large portrait of your boss. What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford (Yes, unfortunately) Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
You awake. Looking across your matching bedspread pillow combo you check the time. "11:45". Rising out of bed you make your way to the kitchen. After cereal you look at your to-do list for the day. What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford (That movie gave me nightmares as a kid!) Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
You awake. Looking across your matching bedspread pillow combo you check the time. "11:45". Rising out of bed you make your way to the kitchen. After cereal you look at your to-do list for the day. What do you do?
(Do I have children, or am I a total bum? I'm guessing no kids if I slept til 11:45... Just want to get my story straight.)
To-do List: laundry weed/water the front yard post office grocery store dinner
Hm, well I guess I'll get started on de-streaking my hubby's unders, then head outside to weed while the whites are washing. Before I head outside, I grab the portable phone to call my husband and ask about this morning. How he got ready and left so quietly without waking me is beyond me.
Name:James Gender:Male Brief description: 23,Black hair Occupation: Handyman Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
You leave to go to the bathroom. Inside the cubicle you whip out your... iphone and start playing games. You hear the door of the bathroom swing open. Sneakily peering under the door of the cubicle you see the woman's legs. What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford (Me too) Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: portable phone Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
You live alone. You check your to-do list. After finishing laundry and weeding you decide it is time to leave the house. Usually you don't like to leave the house but today you have to get things done. You grab the portable phone but then realise you don't know who to call. What do you do?
Name:James Gender:Male Brief description: 23,Black hair Occupation: Handyman Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
I get out my...oh wait i only have a iphone xD...I take the cover off the toilet(hehehe) just in case for a big heavy club of destruction...just in case.
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description: 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, 23 Occupation: Homemaker Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle. A pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt,and a pair of Nike Sneakers. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
Silently you unscrew the lid of the toilet. You hear the clicking of the woman's heels coming closer to your door. Suddenly she throws open the door. What do you do?
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description: 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, 23 Occupation: Homemaker Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle. A pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt,and a pair of Nike Sneakers. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
Sorry 'lectro, Homemaker has already been taken. Artist is still available however. Also if I don't get a response Policeperson will be open tomorrow. In addition, you may not choose your own clothing (at the start).
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, Occupation:Artist Clothing:None Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
All right then. thats fine :P I had to update my char sheet anyways, forgot to put my race :P
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, Occupation:Artist Clothing:None Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
Goin' naked are we? pfft, artists. "11:45" is written on your bedside alarm. Stepping out of bed your feet hit and slide on the undried paint from your furious session last night. What do you do?
***note*** This is going to be my last update for a while. I am going away for the weekend. I shall be back to continue this thread afterwards. Do not lose faith in me or your suburban life.
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, Occupation:Artist Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
I react quickly, trying to regain balance, but I quickly backflip onto my bed. I then sigh quietly and stand back up, this time aware of the paint splotches. I quietly shuffle over to my dresser full of various clothing and get dressed into my previous articles of clothing in my first char. sheet. I then finish getting dressed and quietly drop a wide towel on the floor of my bedroom, while admiring my astonishing Canvas, "Logan Logan Logan... you've outdone yourself last night!" I say loudly to myself.
Name: Haily Williams Gender: Female Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond Occupation: Night Teacher Clothing: PJ's Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant I guess I'll turn off the tv and try to go to sleep again, i've got to get some rest before my teaching job.
Wait, I'm a homemaker without a spouse? What's my source of income? Now my "Stepford Wives" reference makes no sense, ha. My bad. So basically I'm unemployed, got it...
Name: Jane Stepford Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: portable phone Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
You live alone. You check your to-do list. After finishing laundry and weeding you decide it is time to leave the house. Usually you don't like to leave the house but today you have to get things done. You grab the portable phone but then realize you don't know who to call. What do you do?
Not sure why I even grabbed the phone... I hardly answer it anyway. I go inside toss the phone on the couch, then change into sweats without grass-stains and look for my car keys (that I seldomly use), ugh.
Hope I fixed it. Have fun wherever you're going this weekend!
