You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.
Sheet:
Name: Gender: Brief description: (age, build, etc.) Occupation: (see below) Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, Occupation:Artist Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
(Good you learned how to play the game, nice change to the char. sheet) You stand before a large painting which could be described as messy. You hear a shuffling coming from your roof. What do you do?
You lay in your bed and stare at the ceiling. An itch begins at your leg. You scratch it. It continues to itch and slowly starts spreading to the surrounding areas. It will be impossible to sleep with this itch. What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
(Perhaps you are a widower?) You find the car keys next to the pedestal where you keep your voodoo collection. You start driving. What do you do?
I see if she's armed, if so she meets the toilet cover, if she makes any fast movements, she meets the toilet cover, otherwise i ask her what she wants.
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, Occupation:Artist Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
I quickly reach under my bed, going into prone position as I do this. I then grab a spare bucket of paint, unopened as I have plenty of art supplies in use. I then Hold it by the handle and quietly make my way downstairs, then quietly creep the front door open."H-Hello... is anyone out there? I have a gun!!"
o-o what kind of a woman is a homemaker? wait... by homemaker he does mean construction right?
ROFL! I was wondering why you were wanting to be a super-ripped stay-at-home wife/mom! I guess there's such a thing as "Mr. Mom" (Isn't that a country song?). Aren't you glad I picked homemaker before you?
thats both sexist and wrong o.O a homemaker is someone who designs homes not a construction worker
ROFLMAO!!! Oh my gosh, ya'll are so funny, this has made my day.
And Locoace3 is right, don't be so hard on the ladies! Although most women don't have enough upper-body strength to lift and use equipment required for construction, so I guess it's fair.
Zaork already explained what a homemaker is, but just to let you know someone who designs homes is an architect. They're the one's who design floor plans and do all the math to create the blueprints.
PS- I hope your feelers aren't hurt, I don't think either of you are dumb! It's just always funny to see to consecutive fails. Happens to me all the time. Do either of you mind if I take a screenshot and share it? I can blur your names.
Name: Jane Stepford Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
(Perhaps you are a widower?) You find the car keys next to the pedestal where you keep your voodoo collection. You start driving. What do you do?
(Haha nice, a voodoo collection... Is my character in Louisiana? I'm actually from New Orleans!) I pull out of the neighborhood and head for the post office. I'm not looking forward to standing in line, but I need to return an item I purchased online. I turn on the radio out of sheer boredom.
Name:Logan J. Samuels Gender:Male Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, Occupation:Artist Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt. Inventory: paint bucket Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
A soft response comes forth from the roof. "yes." The tone is racked with emotion. An unrecognizable feeling of fear. What do you do?
You swing the toilet cover up underneath her chin with your calloused workman's hands. She is lifted off the ground and slams into the far wall. As her hand smashes against a mirror she drops a gun. What do you do?
You place the necklace back in the envelope. Driving to the main street you notice that every pedestrian you pass looks strangely in your direction. Entering 'jewelers anonymous, no questions asked' a tinkling voice greets you. "Hello Ms. Day." What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford Gender: Female Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair Occupation: homemaker Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes. Inventory: empty Skills/stats: empty Health: 100% Status: blissfully ignorant
(Your character is in Louisiana if you wish. It may detract from my story telling abilities however because I have never been there. Also I am Australian and have little knowledge of American life.) A lively tune from the 70's permeates the air. As it is a lovely suburban day you decide to take the long route to the post office. A darkened car follows you. What do you do?
