Here's a place where people can share jokes and riddles. I made this thread because I love jokes and riddles(I'm not very good at the latter one, though) and so I thought I'd make a thread so people can share some of their favorites. However, I would like to share some rules with ya'll. 1. I am fine with inappropriate jokes(since they're often very funneh), however, if you are going to post them, I would suggest you make sure that they won't get anyone banned and also that you post a warning before the joke/riddle so that people will know not to read it if they might be offended. 2. Riddles must be solvable. 3. You can post as many jokes or riddles as you like, but triple posting isn't cool. And that's pretty much it! So, I'll start this off with one of my favorite jokes, it's funny but kind of long. A man walks into the dentist's office. "How much does it cost to remove a tooth?" he asks the dentist. "150 dollars," the dentist replies. "150 DOLLARS?!" the man exclaims. "That's absurdly expensive! Is there any way you can bump the cost down?" "Well...I guess if I don't use anaesthetic, the cost can be brought down to just 125 dollars," the dentist suggests. "No, that's still too much," the man sighs. "Any way you can lessen the cost a little more?" "Well...I guess if I don't use anaesthetic or any of the proper tools at all, and just yank the tooth out with a pair of pliers, the cost can be bumped down to 75 dollars," the dentist suggests. "No, no, no! That's still too expensive. Is there any way you can make it just a little bit cheaper?" the man says. "Well...I guess if I don't use any proper tools, no anaesthetic, and let one of my students do it for the experience, the cost can be brought down to just 25 dollars," the dentist says finally. "TERRIFIC!" exclaims the man. "Book my wife for next Tuesday!" What do you think? Here's my riddle, as well. There are 52 weeks in a year. Annually, how many Sundays are there? So...yeah. That's about it.
three swiss have a brother then the brother dies and the swiss have no more brothers how is this possible seeing that this is not a case of half brother
three swiss have a brother then the brother dies and the swiss have no more brothers how is this possible seeing that this is not a case of half brother
They are all female except for the dead brother.
Q: What do you get when you tip a cow? A: A side of beef.
One day, a blonde and brunette were walking on the street, the brunette saw a dead crow and cried "Look, a dead crow!" and the blonde looked up and said "where?"
Four men are walking to a destination. There is a fifth man with them. The fifth man is not walking, nor is he running, nor is he on a bicycle, nor is he in a car. However, he keeps up with the four men. It begins to rain, and the four men start walking faster. The fifth man does not change his pace, and yet he stays with the group. When they arrive at their destination, the four men are soaked, yet the fifth man is completely dry. He did not have a raincoat or an umbrella. How can this be?
there once was a man from peru he dreamt he was eating his shoe he woke up in a fright in the middle of the night to find out that his dream had come true
"I have 1 stone in my hand. It could be a ruby, an emerald or a diamond. The riddle is: It's the ruby. It's the ruby or the diamond. It's not the emerald. I gave 3 statements, 1 is right, 1 is wrong, and 1 is right or wrong.
"I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!"
God - master of logic since the beginning of time.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are Americans worried?
BBC News: Dragons' Den star James Caan has called on people to donate more aid for the victims of Pakistan's floods.
An interesting pitch, James, but I'm not sure I'm ever going to see a return on my investment, so I wish you the best of luck with it, but... I'm OUT.
I have 1 stone in my hand. It could be a ruby, an emerald or a diamond. The riddle is: It's the ruby. It's the ruby or the diamond. It's not the emerald. I gave 3 statements, 1 is right, 1 is wrong, and 1 is right or wrong.
This one is a hard one. If you say it's the ruby one, statements 1,2 and 3 are right. If you say it's the emerald, statements 1,2 and 3 are wrong. So it's not the emerald. If you say it's the diamond statements 2 and 3 are right. You say 1 statement must be wrong, so you hold the diamond one.
