Here's a place where people can share jokes and riddles. I made this thread because I love jokes and riddles(I'm not very good at the latter one, though) and so I thought I'd make a thread so people can share some of their favorites. However, I would like to share some rules with ya'll. 1. I am fine with inappropriate jokes(since they're often very funneh), however, if you are going to post them, I would suggest you make sure that they won't get anyone banned and also that you post a warning before the joke/riddle so that people will know not to read it if they might be offended. 2. Riddles must be solvable. 3. You can post as many jokes or riddles as you like, but triple posting isn't cool. And that's pretty much it! So, I'll start this off with one of my favorite jokes, it's funny but kind of long. A man walks into the dentist's office. "How much does it cost to remove a tooth?" he asks the dentist. "150 dollars," the dentist replies. "150 DOLLARS?!" the man exclaims. "That's absurdly expensive! Is there any way you can bump the cost down?" "Well...I guess if I don't use anaesthetic, the cost can be brought down to just 125 dollars," the dentist suggests. "No, that's still too much," the man sighs. "Any way you can lessen the cost a little more?" "Well...I guess if I don't use anaesthetic or any of the proper tools at all, and just yank the tooth out with a pair of pliers, the cost can be bumped down to 75 dollars," the dentist suggests. "No, no, no! That's still too expensive. Is there any way you can make it just a little bit cheaper?" the man says. "Well...I guess if I don't use any proper tools, no anaesthetic, and let one of my students do it for the experience, the cost can be brought down to just 25 dollars," the dentist says finally. "TERRIFIC!" exclaims the man. "Book my wife for next Tuesday!" What do you think? Here's my riddle, as well. There are 52 weeks in a year. Annually, how many Sundays are there? So...yeah. That's about it.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red sea, what does it become?
There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Priest.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red sea, what does it become?
Wet.
I don't know the answer to the other one yet. It might require some hard thinking that will lead to an obvious answer. That's what seems to happen most of the time with riddles.
Who fought for Africa's freedom and was it's first president?
Who was the Civil Rights Leader of the south?
Joke:
A young but controversial teacher is teaching a class when suddenly she says, "Who is an athiest here?" Most kids, not knowing what an athiest is, and wanting to please thier teacher, raise their hands. All except Sarah. The teacher asks: "Are you not athiest?" Sarah says, "I'm Jewish." The teacher says, "Why are you Jewish?" She says, "My parents are Jewish." So the teacher says, "Well, if your parents are a moron, what would you be?" Sarah smiles and says, "An athiest."
