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Brian266
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What do you think the afterlife would be like in Hell...

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SubZero131
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haha how is hell supposed to work go to one of the nine circles that you sin in? in that case i would be in all nine at once. what do you do in Lust zone? get raped or something

MageGrayWolf
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what do you do in Lust zone?


It's a massive orgy.
locoace3
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It's a massive orgy.

bow-chicka-bow-wow

other than i still wonder what Cerberus is doing in the glutton circle it seems that their all set eating their stinking garbage what does he do?
MageGrayWolf
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bow-chicka-bow-wow


It's also very windy able to blow everyone around. So it's a massive orgy hurricane.

other than i still wonder what Cerberus is doing in the glutton circle it seems that their all set eating their stinking garbage what does he do?


He's guarding the Gluttons, seems Cerberus got demoted in Christian hell.
314d1
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He's guarding the Gluttons, seems Cerberus got demoted in Christian hell.


Well... He DID let several people in...

On a side not, what about the good ol' Greek ferryman? I doubt people would pay to get into hell, so how does he make his money?
locoace3
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On a side not, what about the good ol' Greek ferryman? I doubt people would pay to get into hell, so how does he make his money?


in the middle of the ride he'll ask for the money if your like NO he'll push you over into the boiling mud
MageGrayWolf
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in the middle of the ride he'll ask for the money if your like NO he'll push you over into the boiling mud


Not to mention all the violent people who will maul you once your overboard.
Moegreche
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I always enjoyed C.S. Lewis's depiction of Hell in The Great Divorce. It's not scholarly or anything, but it's quite poetic.

Sarthra21
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Christian Hell is were everyone is sent who don't agree with the church... So that means just about 50% of the planet, and maybe more.
My idea of Hell is each person has their own different prison, where everything they hate surrounds them at all times...

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The Hell I imagine has a lot of fire for some reason. Not fire with rocks or something but like fire for decoration. People live in Hell like they do on Earth except maybe it's a bit stricter so yeah.

DoctorHouseNCIS
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You would be surrounded by republicans

Nurvana
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Uh it would be hot..?

DoctorHouseNCIS
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what if frosty the snowman went to hell?

Somers
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You would be surrounded by republicans

Uh it would be hot..?


It would only be hawt if sarah palin was there...
halogunner
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my hell would be to be in a cramped box forever

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