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I'll start off.

Yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek just because i saw here behind mount Everest.

"Yo mama so fat!" yelled the gangster at the pregnant woman's belly.

Yo momma's so fat....

She's American.

i will update this at least once a day.

Yo mama so ugly when she came out of a haunted house she had an aplication.

Yo momma so fat she fell off the bed on both sides!!!

nobody can kill chuck norris.

yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed at a hotel, they put a blanket over the pacific.

Yo mama so fat shes obesse WAT NOW SON!!!11oneone

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yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
yo mama so old she co wrote the ten comandments.

Your Mama's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and Jenny Craig said: "Sorry, we don't do miracles."

Your Mama's so fat when she dances the band skips.

Yo Mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo Mama's so poor that homeless people hire her to hold their cardboard signs.

Yo Mama's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Yo Mama's so ugly the pro-choice people use her as an abortion arguement.

Yo Mama cooks so bad your family prays AFTER they eat.

Lol great thread

YO mama so huge, Nasa classified her as a planet.

Yo momma so fat she fell off the bed on both sides

yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie

Yo momma so fat and lazy she downloaded cheats for Wii Fit.

Your mother is so fat that she has a high risk of developing cardiovascular disease.

You mother is so fat that I wouldn't want to sit next to her on an airplane. Or a theater. Or a bus. Really, your mother should just avoid sitting in public.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very low chance of ever appearing in Playboy. So it's not all bad.

you know, I only need to say one thing to insult your mothers... look in the mirror and remember she made you... if only she had a hysterectomy the world would be a better place....