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cptbignuts12
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ANY type of you mama joke

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jets99
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yo mama so poor I walked on her house and stepped on a cigarete bud and she said "hey! who turnnedd off the heat?"

jets99
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yo mama so fat she bleeds chocolate milk!

yo mama so fat she has bacon bits in her blood!

jets99
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yo mama so fat when she went to the beach all the whales came out of the water and started singing

"We are family! Even though your fatter then me!"

jets99
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Nomad

yo mama so poor ger front and back doors are oh the same hinges!

cleofer5
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Scribe

Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

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Scribe

Yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Joe96
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Peasant

So your mom walks into a bar...

Just kidding

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Peasant

Yo mama so fat, trains wait at [i]her[i] shack for a ride

cleofer5
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Yo mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo mama so fat, trains wait at [i]her[i] shack for a ride


i not quite sure if i get this one?
DarkGamer99
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Your mama is so stupid that she died at a grocery store.

Bladerunner679
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Your mama is so stupid that she died at a grocery store


that doesn't make any sense actually, you make it sound like she was shot.

YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE PUT A BAG ON HER HEAD, IT LIT ON FIRE!

yo momma so hairy bigfoot makes dirty pics with her

yo momma so fat that when she farted, al gore accused her of global warming.

yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

best thread ever.
candyman222
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your mama is so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listing to 50 cent

Maverick4
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once u get to high school u realize its for chavs and immatures


Yeah, though seeing as the average age of an AG'er is 13...
deadhead50
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yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her forhead ot makeup her mind

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