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Yo Mamas so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo Mamas so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy!"

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

yo mama so poor, you wiped cobwebs off the window and she said 'who opened the shades?'

Yo mama so stupidshe uses makeup to "Make"up her mind

yo mama so poor, you stepped on a cigarette bud an she said ' who turned off the lights?'

yo mamma so fat even dora cant explore.
yo mamma so fat that she turned a monster truck into a low rider.

I've got another two:

Yo Mamma So Stupid That When She Looked In A Mirror She Screamed Somebodyâs In The House!

Yo momma is so ugly even the bogey man was afraid of her.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control to operate her remote!

yo mama so fat shes has a belt called the equator

yo mama so old at school Jesus sat beside her desk

yo mama so gasy when she fated it was the atomic bomb all over again

Yo mama so fat she's got as many pounds as FireTailMadness has AP

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo mama so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.

yo mama so fat if she sold her rolls she would put the bakery out of buisness!

Yo mama so old she owes fred flinestone a dollar!