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yo mama's so fat she needs a mattress for a tampon!

Your mom is so tall she tripped over a school bus and smacked jesus in the back of the head.

Yo mama's so fat.

Nuff said.

Yo mama's so stupid.
Yo mama's so weak.
Yo mama's so cheap.


Much nuff said.

Your mother is so fat, her clothes sizes are larger than average.

Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama so fat, she made a monster truck to a low rider.
Yo mama so nasty, when she eats a burger, it's like watching Jurassic Park.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a M&M's factory for taking out all the W's.

idk if its been posted yet as so many post so far but one of my best jokes to burn people with "yo momma like a mcdonalds cheeseburger full of fat and only worth 1 dollar"

yo mama soooo fat when she was in the amazon rainforest she said "WHO PUT ME IN THIS DOLLHOUSE!?!".

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

Your mother is so fat, she has to wear extra small clothes to fit her.

yo mama so stupid when she took on empty bus, she did not sit anywhere.

yo mama's so ugly that some kids ran up to her and said is it Halloween in July

How about a Shakespearean Yo Mama Joke?

Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens
Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Your mother is so old, she has a lot of candles on her birthday cake.

Your mother is so fat, she weighs more than an average person.

Your mother is so poor, her income is very low.

Your mother is so stupid....well, let's just say she isn't very smart at all.