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cptbignuts12
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ANY type of you mama joke

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idontsuckthatmuch
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Your mother is so stupid....well, let's just say she isn't very smart at all.


I think a better one would be:

Your mom is so stupid, she is known to have low intelligence.
Ernie15
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Your mom is so stupid, she is known to have low intelligence.


I posted a similar one on page 24. I just didn't want to seem redundant.

Your mother is so poor, she invited me to her house, I accepted, I went over and knocked on the door, and she answered the door and told me to come in, and when I looked around I didn't see anything.
James212
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Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

cleofer5
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Yo mama so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

idontsuckthatmuch
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I posted a similar one on page 24. I just didn't want to seem redundant.


*checks* Oh...

*inserts picture of a facepalm here*
eaglepaw
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yo mama so tired she sleeps when she watch TV.

cleofer5
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that joke is stupid.

xXKashitoXx
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Your mom is so old, that she is only 23 years old.

jackoo8080
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that joke is stupid.
Does it really matter. And is offending other people necessary? This is a any yo moma joke thread. So it doesn't matter, his joke is still an yo moma joke.
cleofer5
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Does it really matter. And is offending other people necessary? This is a any yo moma joke thread. So it doesn't matter, his joke is still an yo moma joke.


I'm sorry.
SirNoobalot
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Yo Mama so fat she goes to the Desert and sells shade!

Yo Mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "To Infinity, AND BEYOND!!!

Yo Mama so stupid she took the Morning-After Pill the morning after you were born.

Oakesy
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yo mama so stupid, she took a straw to the world cup

xXKashitoXx
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xXKashitoXx
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Nomad

Your mom is so dumb, she remembers 100000 digits of Pi in 30 seconds.

xXKashitoXx
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xXKashitoXx
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your mom is so ugly that I just cant stand looking at her.

cleofer5
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Yo mama so old the fire departments are on standby when you light her birthday cake.

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