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yo mama so stupid she locked her keys in her motorcycle

I killed yo mama.

HAHAHAHAHA so funny YEA RIGHT

Yo mama so poor she uses her phone as a dildo.
(You know, you can set it to vibrate)

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

Yo mama so fat, she's a map on call of duty.

Yo mama is so stupid when she got 3 strikes in bowling she left

To mama is so fat that she uses the planets as billiard balls.

Yo mama so fat she is used for scale to show the size of the known Universe.

Yo mama so poor, she pays rent for a cardboard box.

Yo mama is so fat, cave explorers go on expeditions in her orifices.

Yo mama so ugly, when she got on the bus, everybody already left.

You mama is so fat, that when she got hit by a freight train, the train got totalled but she was fine.

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks cardboard is another word for a table to lay cards on.

You mamma is so stupid, she thinks that a boogie board is a committee that regulates disco dancing.