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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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armortycoon
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@Kylelolcat you roll 3.
the bear gets annoyed by the fireworks, so you stop almost immediately.

@40P2P you roll a 4.
the bear allows your rubbing with a grunt.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 5.
you eat most of the pig meat and you get stung by a bee before you get the hive.

acmed
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I start screaming at the top of my lungs, outside of the cave, naked.

mrTrippy
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I sit down with the bear and read him a good night story.

spartandestroyer
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i give the bear a honeycomb dispensor.

and a music box for dumb things.

and a TV for dumb creatures.

and a diamond tooth implant.

armortycoon
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@acmed you roll 2
you being naked draws attention to a nearby hiker. he calls the cops and you get arrested.

@mrTrippy you roll 4.
the bear does not enjoy the story, but he doesn't hate it either

@spartandestroyer you roll 1.
the bear eats you before you give him the tooth implant.

spartandestroyer
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i dig the walls out of the cave.

(crosses fingers that the bear wont get angry or that i run into a dungeon and get owned by evil monsters)

mrTrippy
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I ride a unicycle and juggle fire on the opposite side of the cave

armortycoon
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every time some1 rolls a 1 it's on the last post of the page lol.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 4.
you find an ancient, rusty dagger. it might be worth a fortune...

@mrTrippy you roll a 5.
you do a great job juggling and you amuse the bear.

ATTENTION!!!

Starting now for 24 hours, a storm is forecasted by the bears cave. the thunder will most likely keep the bear up all night, so any roll under 3 will get you eaten. Good luck.

spartandestroyer
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i light a small fire (obviously not too close to the bear in order to avoid burning it) and cook some marshmellows.

also if the bear comes over to me i give it some honey.

amorboy
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i stand near the bear and say aaaaa whats up duck than if it got awake i kiss it and run away (yep bugs bunny)

acmed
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I sit on the bears lap and sing "rock a bye mauler"

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 5
you make some impossibly perfect roasted marshmallows.

@amorboy you roll a 2.
the bear mauls you and eats you because he hates your impression

@acmed you roll a 6.
the bear enjoys your song and goes to sleep for hours.

acmed
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I fart in Chuck Norris's face all while shooting a bee bee gun at the bears foot.

mrTrippy
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I go over and take a nap with the bear.

Riptizoid101
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I take a dump next to the bear while reading a new issue of some magazine i dont really know...

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