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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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armortycoon
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@Kylelolcat you roll a 2.
the bear thinks it's too itchy and she chases you out of the cave

@sonicheroes65 you get no roll.
i'm not a huge fan of fantasy so i don't really know what that is. if you could tell me, i'll give you a roll.

@Darkfire45 you roll a 4.
the bear thinks it is tainted, but she eats it anyway.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 6.
*insert Old Spice Guy voice* THIS DICE IS NOW DIAMONDS!

@acmed you roll a 1.
the bear is female and you sent female supermodels, so it doesn't amuse her. The bear heartily eats you to make up for it.

acmed
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I send him a letter saying "Lollypops like Fonica!"

spartandestroyer
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i start playing minecraft. on hard diffficulty. with stone tools at maximum. and leather armor.

rivercrab01
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I send the old spice guy to do voice overs to the FEMALE bear.

armortycoon
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@ZombieFreak you roll a 6
you work out till you get extremely strong.

@acmed you roll a 1.
the bear thinks it's hate mail so she eats you. Bad luck for you

@spartandestroyer you roll a 6.
you get far into it and make a huge replica of yourself.

armortycoon
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@rivercrab01 you roll a 5.
the bear very well enjoys the voiceover.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I fart and blame the bear

spartandestroyer
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i reveal that it was riptizoid101 and follow up by killing him with lava.

riptizoid101 roast how to...

step 1-get a bucket.
step 2-make sure the bucket can hold molten metal or stronger.
step 3-find and fill the bucket with lava.
step 4-pour it all over riptizoid101
step 5-follow up by burning him with flint and tinder.
step 6-leave to cool for 5 minutes.

enjoy!

Chryosten
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I put on a puppet show for the bear to watch.

PlasmaMan
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I make myself a spaghetti lunch.

armortycoon
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@Riptizoid101 you roll a 1.
well, you fart... but unfortunately...

@spartandestroyer you roll a 4.
you roast Riptizoid, but the meat is stringy and gross.

@Darkfire45 you roll a 6.
the bear enjoys your puppet show and demands an encore.

@PlasmaMan you roll a 5.
you make a pretty good spaghetti lunch.

spartandestroyer
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so i put it through a meat grinder and make hamburgers!

Chryosten
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Well, I give the bear an even better puppet show since she wants an encore.

Squiddicus
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I will play classical music in the cave.

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 1.
the noise of the meat grinder wakes up the bear and she eats you.
karma!

@Darkfire45 you roll a 4.
the bear enjoys the encore, but she starts thinking you're running out of material.

@Squiddicus you roll a 5.
The bear very much enjoys the classical music

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