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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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sonicheroes95
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applies Revive, or Auto-life to the target.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I quietly eat a hot dog while being 600 feet away from the bear

spartandestroyer
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i am seriously doubting that a handheld meat grinder could wake up a bear...

amorboy
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Shepherd

i sey to the bear : hey homie give me that blanket let me sleep and shut up the snorring we are going to rob a bank tomorrow

rivercrab01
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I laugh at armorboy for his stupidity from enraging a bear.

armortycoon
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@sonicheroes65 who would be the target?

@Riptizoid you roll a 6.
you literally swallow the hot dog and the bear somehow doesn't notice.

@spartandestroyer well i guess she was just angry at you because she wanted to roast him and grind him up...

@amorboy your roll is skipped.
the bear eats you for making no sense whatsoever.

@rivercrab01 you roll a 3.
you laugh a bit before the bear stops you from laughing.

sonicheroes95
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... i use a pheonix down(applies auto-life or revives) on the bear.

armortycoon
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@sonicheroes95 you roll a 4.
the down is somewhat defective and causes the bear to pass out.

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

I attempt to climb on the ceiling of the cave using wrist-blades.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i walk around dragging a matress just in case kylelolcat falls off the ceiling to reduce impact noise (and mess).

amorboy
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Shepherd

i use a spell that makes fire on what ever we cast on i cast it on the bear

acmed
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I give the bear a cake while singing happy birthday.

armortycoon
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@Kylololcat you roll a 5.
you find a strange labyrinth while climbing.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 5.
the mattress was unneeded.

@amorboy your roll is skipped.
one of the rules of the game is you can not try and harm the bear. killing the bear would make the game pointless.

@acmed you roll a 3
she is confused since it's not her birthday, and she hates the flavor of the cake.

rivercrab01
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I explore the cave.

armortycoon
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@ZombieFreak77 you roll a 1.
you accidentally trip and snap a lot of twigs. the bear wakes up and eats you.

@rivercrab01 you roll a 5.
you find an abandoned cupcake company that made impossibly perfect cupcakes in the labyrinth Kyle found (reference to the first part of the game.)

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