Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
The Terran fleet did die: Zerg Rush killed them all.
Objective: Blaze through the armies! Current Army: Zerg Brood Total strength: 1300/1500 Units: Hydralisks: Giant snakes that shoot toxic spikes from their body. Also: 6 foot claws. Ultralisks: It's like an elephant, except with sharp tusks and a temperament like a bull on steroids. Mutalisks: Giant flying intestinal tracts that fire bouncing glaives. That is all.
Other Units: Space Railgun: The Space Railgun y'all failed to destroy. Being in space, it is invulnerable for now.
@Razerules: Thew thing about that is that it would have to somehow become a Cerebrate, then link to the Overmind. Unfortunately, that is not possible with a robot.
Also, the Bio-Nuke does nothing.
@sonicheroes95: The dark Attack is totally new to them! The Higher breeds resist it, but it wipes out the 150 Zerglings!
@rick073: Unfortunately, that little fiasco means that UED is pulling off of the planet. Plus, the only hive they'll defend is a new one started by a zerg sample found on the Hyperion.
@Darkfire45: I'll assume that's some sort of dark attack and say it kills 50 of the weakened Hydralisks.
I fire the railgun again because it makes me happy. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I go ninja in one of there bases and take one of the zerglings. Then bring him back to us so we interrigate him.That way we can know their resistances and possibly something secret.
Call me a trooper: I'm still updating with my arm being damaged.
Objective: Blaze through the armies! Current Army: Zerg Brood Total strength: 1000/1500 Units: Hydralisks: Giant snakes that shoot toxic spikes from their body. Also: 6 foot claws. Ultralisks: It's like an elephant, except with sharp tusks and a temperament like a bull on steroids. Mutalisks: Giant flying intestinal tracts that fire bouncing glaives. That is all.
Other Units: Space Railgun: The Space Railgun y'all failed to destroy. Being in space, it is invulnerable for now.
@rick073: What sons of Korhal? Mengsk says they're only a myth.
@CommanderDude7:BLAAAA-what? Where's the boom? There's sypposed to be an Earth-Shattering kaboom!
@TheAKGuy: Lolwut?
The rampage fails to kill the enemies.
@sonicheroes95: You use Judgment to kill 300 of them!
@Darkfire45: For some reason, a barrier blocks the advance.
@xKimchix: Isn't that what the Space Railgun's for?
@Razerules: You fail to get anything from the enemy since the cerebrate doesn't tell them anything. Plus, they talks in clikcs and roars that you can't translate.
