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deathopper
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We all know that school has just started and we all hate stupid and annoying teachers so vent it out and tell the community how stupid your teachers can be.

My most stupid teacher ever was my music teacher around the middle of the year she stopped teaching use music and started turning weird music bingo weird. Know she wasn't annoying I was actually grateful that we didn't need to study cause most of the time we were goofing off and running around the class ( I was in elementary) it was like recreation ( again I was in elementary).

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Well my most stupid teacher is one that already kicked you out of class when you wasn't paying attention for 1 sec.. Every lesson almost 6 people had to go, and there wasn't a lesson nobody had to go.. the second thing was that he was pervert, he said he was distracted when somebody with big boobs sat in front of him 0.o

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One time I had this teacher who made us read this jabberwocky poem (here's a link)
So then she asked us, "What is this poem, class", and under my breath, I mumbled..."Uh, stupid..."
Thing is she heard me and shot one of her hate looks, and for at least 5 minutes went on and on about how the writer was one of the greatest of all time and bla bla.

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One time I had this teacher who made us read this jabberwocky poem (here's a link)http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabb ⦠wocky.html
So then she asked us, "What is this poem, class", and under my breath, I mumbled..."Uh, stupid..."
Thing is she heard me and shot one of her hate looks, and for at least 5 minutes went on and on about how the writer was one of the greatest of all time and bla bla.


So your teacher is stupid because you were being disrespectful?
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One time people were talking and I told them to be quiet and my teacher yelled at me.

deathopper
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One time people were talking and I told them to be quiet and my teacher yelled at me


That is stupid
Kyouzou
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@Joe

It's not your teacher that is stupid.

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half way through last year my orchestra teacher went mad. she spent an hour and a half class period talking about ukulele chord. again it was orchestra. nobody played the ukulele. there strings don't even have any correlation to the instruments we were playing! though it could be my school burning down sent her into shock...

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I just have a problem with teachers that believe they are in full control and demand respect even when their being complete dicks.

But its okay. We all know they dont make much, so i guess being dicks to students is all they have to make them feel good =)

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My stupidest teacher.... I have to name just one?

deathopper
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No you cane name as much as you want i intended this thread to be a rant about teachers.

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I just have a problem with teachers that believe they are in full control and demand respect even when their being complete *****.


they ar ein full controll. they deserve respect. everyone you met deserves respect. No matter who they are.


My stupidest teacher....I don't like I have had any stupid teachers, but I have had a magnitude of perverts. One such teacher, my wood shop teacher, would pull pencils out of his poket and drop them on the floor, then ask a girl with a low cut shirt, or a skirt on, to pick it up. So being nice gentlemen, the guys in our class started picking them up, and helping the girls so they could avoid him. And like, it went off gender. If you were a guy, you got a B. A solid B. No matter how good or bad, B. If you where a hot girl, A. Ok, B, and ugly C.

He got fired By the way.
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in my old highschool, we had a world history teacher, who also coached varsity volleyball, and ended up getting divorced and fired, for having sex with a girl in the school showers. we picketed for his reinstatement, i mean, she was over 18.....

then the next year the science teacher did the same thing, but this girl was just doin it for the grade, and she was only 16.... he got fired, and arrested, in the middle of class!!!

all in all ive only had a couple of really good teachers, but the best was dinkins, he taught chem. he ended up gettin sacked for smoking pot with the kids behind school. he made learning interesting, blowing up pickles, and playing chemistry jeopardy before every test. not to mention, he was the biggest pantera fan id ever met, let us listen to any rock/metal/alt-rock band we wanted on headphones, as long as we showed him the notes at the end of the day.

it is important, however, to show respect for teachers, and policemen, and anyone who works hard for us, as if to say, thier pay sucks, the hours suck, lots of take home work, and still, they show up, everyday to teach a bunch of disrespectful, hormone filled kids. i would end up shooting them all, i mean if you think about the good kid to bad kid ratio, thier day must suck balls.

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[quote=Gantic]So your teacher is stupid because you were being disrespectful?[/quote]

No, I just thought the poem was dumb, so I told it to whoever sat next to me.
Besides, thats just one thing. This other time, I went down the hall to the library to return a book during passing period. (I had a double period with her) and then I turn around to see her throwing another one of those death stares. So, i walk over and she does the four steps of the takedown.
1.crosses her arms
2.shakes her head side to side
3.takes a dramatic pause
4.Takes a deep breath before she drops the lecture
And she says that i have to ask permission before I would go anywhere inbetween classes. Pretty nery!

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[quote=skater]My stupidest teacher....I don't like I have had any stupid teachers, but I have had a magnitude of perverts. One such teacher, my wood shop teacher, would pull pencils out of his poket and drop them on the floor, then ask a girl with a low cut shirt, or a skirt on, to pick it up. So being nice gentlemen, the guys in our class started picking them up, and helping the girls so they could avoid him. And like, it went off gender. If you were a guy, you got a B. A solid B. No matter how good or bad, B. If you where a hot girl, A. Ok, B, and ugly C.[/quote]

O i know! we had this guy, mr.droste and he was just like that. People he liked got A's even if they only should have gotten b's. Also, when i was in 6th grade someone caught him watching porn. Also, there was this one girl pina, and he would make her pick up stuff he dropped.

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Sorry for the triple post (i know right), but I also remembered there was this one teacher who slept with the sister of this one girl i know at the high school. So he was fired. I'm not sure, but i might be in the class he would have taught if he wasn't.

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