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SMithJones
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Deos anyone know any good(funny) pick up lines?

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Efan
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did you fall outa heaven, cause you look a little slow.

BenTheBozer
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Do you work at subway? Because you give me a footlong!

Peggster
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Grab your coat. You've pulled.

You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.

Have you got a map because I am lost in your eyes.

Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.

Do you work at subway? Because you give me a footlong!

This made me lol.
BenTheBozer
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Have you seen my ipod? Can i get your number just incase you find it?

The word of today is legs, want to come home and help me spread it?

Efan
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what is pick up lines

that better be a joke. if not ask your parents
BenTheBozer
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what is pick up lines


Well a pick up line is a sentence or a phrase generally used by mates to quickly gain the attenion of females and are used to skip hours of meaningless conversation and alert the female that they wish to enguage in sexual activities. Most pick up lines don't work but there still funny to say.
BenTheBozer
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Woops! In the first line I said mates, I ment to say Males!

Efan
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english equavelent of it

so know your pathetic pick up lines are better then our pathetic pick up lines?
iMogwai
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Hey, I've got a shadow priest with full Tier 10 gear and 6K GearScore. Wanna go to my place?

BlackVortex
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This thread again?
Well my pick-up line is always; GET IN THE VAN!
Works every time, items necessary: balaclava, knife and hoody.

Peggster
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items necessary: balaclava, knife and hoody.

No van then?:L

I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you an overdue book? Because youâve got FINE written all over you.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
BlackVortex
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Well the van should be obvious
Just like I didn't mention socks shoes trousers.

Peggster
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you�ve

You have*

Well the van should be obvious
Just like I didn't mention socks shoes trousers.


But the van would be a crucial part of the equation. who is to say you need to be wearing clothes in order to tell someone to get into you van?XD
TheTerminator
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What about GET IN MY PANTS!

Blunt and to the point...I like it!

I don't mean to intervene, but, I seem to be getting high off of your angel dust. <== Pun.

I hope there's an afterlife, because a lifetime just isn't long enough to spend with you.

(I came up with both of these myself)
brantiela
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You: "Did you know I'm a palm reader?"
Them: "No, go away." or "No, can you read my palm?"
You: "Well I am, can I read your palm?" or if they say the second, "Of course!"
Them: "No. Bye." They leave. Or, you study their palm intently, running your finger along their lines. Nod knowingly.

You: "Ahh, that's very interesting. It says... made in Heaven."

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