This is so ridiculous, I watched spongebob upside down, didn't see any of the things they claim to see. The guys doing the investigation here, shoud really stop being such perverts.
WARNING! CHRISTIAN CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18 SHOULD NOT MOVE THEIR MOUSE OVER THE IMAGE BELOW UNLESS THEY ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF AN ORDAINED MINISTER!
Translated: Underage kids shouldn't look at penises unless a minister is with them *wink wink*
âI found out about this disgusting little yellow cartoon character, quite by accident,â said Pastor Deacon Fred. âI was laying on the couch with my grandson, and must have fallen asleep, so he was unmonitored in front of the television set. When I woke up, my head had leaned back over the side of the couch. My neck was craned in such a way that I was looking at the television set upside down. I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news, where they were showing Godly footage of our Christian troops blowing up ignorant Arabiacs.
He knocked his grandson unconscious because he watched Spongebob? This has got to be a joke.
He knocked his grandson unconscious because he watched Spongebob? This has got to be a joke.
that's funny and unrealistic enough to be fake. but that is America they have different humor sometimes. if it is real then that guy is a bastard. sorry for swearing.
I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news,
No, guys, its a real thing. LIke, I didn't think it was, but it is for real. this guy is crazy to, in order for spongebobs face to look like a penis, you would have to turn your television upside down, and use some very good imagineation.
there was a link in the article to, saying what he did was not childabuse, and why it was ok....i lawled again.
âI found out about my disgusting perversions, quite by accident,â said Pastor Deacon Fred. âI was laying on the couch with my grandson, and must have fallen asleep, so he was unmonitored in front of the television set. When I woke up, my head had leaned back over the side of the couch. My neck was craned in such a way that I was looking at the television set upside down. I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to the Adult Channel, where they were showing ungodly footage of our Christian troops blowing up ignorant Arabiacs. I have no idea how much mental damage my grandson suffered while he was exposed to that adult show I was watching, but Iâll tell you what, I wonât hesitate to sue the bastards that put this junk on TV if we find out anything happened to my potency!"
