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skater_kid_who_pwns
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html

This is so ridiculous, I watched spongebob upside down, didn't see any of the things they claim to see. The guys doing the investigation here, shoud really stop being such perverts.

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XXAlienGirlXX
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I always though that Spongebob Squarepants was perverted, without even looking upside down, I mean what the hell is a yellow talking sponge doing living in a fricking pineapple? I'm surprised I havent go a seizure yet...

skater_kid_who_pwns
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always though that Spongebob Squarepants was perverted, without even looking upside down, I mean what the hell is a yellow talking sponge doing living in a fricking pineapple?


Living in a pinapple makes you perverted?
1337Player
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Living in a pinapple makes you perverted?

Maybe...
But I think all Christian men are perverted, that's how it is.

That Pastor is really weird, I knew Spongebob was perverted in a way but not like that.
KFK
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Eh, this church is very very strange.
I found this also on the same website...

[url=http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/spanking.html]

iMogwai
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Quote from the link in KFK's post

A youngster who can sit comfortably after a Godly beating will think they have outsmarted you and tend to repeat their misdeed and feel a license to move on to more hardcore sins, like rape and blasphemy.


Like, what the *BEEP*?
gtfawjkjg
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If we donât, we'll soon be coming home to houses full of children, stripped of their clothes, hand walking around the living room spitting gibberish! Weâve already got our lawyers preparing a lawsuit


They are over-reacting. How come no one I know notices this unless they read what that person wrote!? I think since he/she is telling KIDS that, then he/she should go to jail for making kids realise that spongebob looks wrong when you are looking at him upside down!
Lizzy123
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Who the heck would knock out their own grandson for watching a cartoon? There's nothing bad about Spongebob I've been watching it since I was four.

PurpleSquishy
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people should get better hobbies.

mdv96
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@Lunatic Baptist Church

What. The. FUCK? Wow Baptists are friggin crazy! You see, people and groups like these lunatics and the Kansas picketing assholes give Christianity all bad name. This article made me sick to my stomach. Nobody should do that to a child

mdv96
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For the Link that KFK put up^

PurplePursuit
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I love baptists now They make me laugh.

ManUtd4life096
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LOL It's obviously not real, but hilarious all the same. Very funny. =D

Zeeco
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Wow... that guy was crazy.

jezz
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Guys.. landoverbaptist.org is a satirical website. All you gotta go is check out their TOS and check the 'spoiler alert' at the bottom.

For those of you who can't find the TOS, it reads:

''The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.''

mdv96, chill.

knight_34
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Aww.. You beat me to it Jess. I knew I should of posted that piece of information before I left to school.

I'm in my school library by the way.

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