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Efan
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I have been known to flirt outrageously for fun many of my friends and people i know have seen this. it is all fine until some girls i am not attracted to take me seriously and ask me out (not at the same time).
my flirting is obviously fake but i find it irritating to try and explain this to the girls that believe me.it upset them and made me wonder if they ever had someone tell them that there is such thing as fake flirting. i have had several relationships so you can take your relationship advice and shove it. i am not going to stop doing this by the way.Any advice, questions or a humorous story is perfectly acceptable. i'll give more info if asked for.

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Now that I've answered the OP... guize, what is going on in this thread? xD

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Efan
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i do not flirt with everyone, just people i know my story if read or explained properly would tell you that it only happened about twice,never again 'cause i stopped doing it to everyone except people i 100% knew wouldn't take it serious and those are my friends. my friends who are people that know i am never trying to harm anyone in any way with my jokes. i also formally apologized to the girls and their feelings weren't hurt.
Efan
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keep it in these:girls/boys, Foxes, humorous yarns and random jokes

knight_34
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humorous yarns


Are you talking about the four humours and cotton strings?

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Efan
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As the joker once said:

ha ha ha

i meant like a joke story whether it's true or not.
BenTheBozer
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Was in a car crash on sunday, mate hit a tree so im taking it easy for a few days.

Efan
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any injuries?

BenTheBozer
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Nope than god, We were driving on my property and my mate pulled the hand brake to skid around this corner and well it was to tight so we slid and took out a a fence post and instead of hittting brake my mate hit the clutch and we hit the tree head first about 40K, 4 people in the car none wearing seatbelts very lucky.

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*Thank god.

knight_34
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No seatbelts? Why? Those things are godsends.

BenTheBozer
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Only the driver and the drivers passenger had seatbelts avaliable.

Efan
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what kind of car?

BenTheBozer
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Old bush basher.

knight_34
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Heh.. A lot of cars I've ridden in had no seatbelts either. Good thing we weren't crashed off a cliff by some lousy drunkard.

Efan
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i think another story would be cool now
remember to keep it in these:girls/boys, Foxes, humorous yarns and random jokes

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